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[Xantalos]

Respawn as a dancing pickle. Summon the Emperor of Mankind, at full power.

[Harry Baldman]

With help of demons, begin sealing wormholes to areas infested by Azathoth. Enlist aid of Kronos if necessary. Hole up in Heaven or Hell, whichever's more fun and doesn't contain YHWH or Ahura Mazda.

[LordSlowpoke]

ESTABLISH CHAIN OF ICE CREAM RESTAURANTS

[GreatWyrmGold]

With help of demons, begin sealing wormholes to areas infested by Azathoth.

So...seal wormholes to everywhere except Heaven and Hell?

[Toaster]

Eat Elder Gods and absorb their power.

[Doomblade187]

Seal any unsealed Snarls.

[misko27]

Be 16, search for attractive anti-human. Someone must carry on religion when I inevitably die. And then go somewhere else.

[Furtuka]

Commune with the gods and convince them to create more realms and sentient to repair the damage caused by Azathoth and create more beings to battle his destruction


PS: since you apparently don't feel like reopening the link here's your explanation if Ahura Mazda is all the worlds good, then Angra Mainyu is all the worlds evil.

[Harry Baldman]

So...seal wormholes to everywhere except Heaven and Hell?

Yes. Preferably while inside either Heaven or Hell myself.

[Vorthon]

Spread the word of my lord and master, Azathoth. Since he's mindless, that just means spreading insanity.

[ShadowDragon]

Go to Hell.

[misko27]

Go to Hell.

(5) Thinking quickly, you kill yourself.

[LordSlowpoke]

Go to Hell.

(5) Thinking quickly, you kill yourself.

rtd hijacking confirmed

[Tavik Toth]

Stop lurra and mobius from being cut off.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn as a dancing pickle. Summon the Emperor of Mankind, at full power.

[1] You are a shoggoth. [5] "What?"

With help of demons, begin sealing wormholes to areas infested by Azathoth. Enlist aid of Kronos if necessary. Hole up in Heaven or Hell, whichever's more fun and doesn't contain YHWH or Ahura Mazda.

Both of them are in Heaven, so you [4] hop in Hell and seal all portals out! Effectively trapping yourself in a dimension with every demon and then some! Genius! ...Oh, wait. Nice thing about Hell is, you respawn automatically. Not-so-nice-thing, you're still in Hell.

ESTABLISH CHAIN OF ICE CREAM RESTAURANTS

[4] Among the crabmen not fleeing in terror from the impending doom, ice cream is quite popular.

Eat Elder Gods and absorb their power.

[1v5+3] You are eaten by some gods. Respawn?

Seal any unsealed Snarls.

[2] Thankfully, there was just the one.

Be 16, search for attractive anti-human. Someone must carry on religion when I inevitably die. And then go somewhere else.

[5] You find the only other antihuman in the universe. The two of you run away, into [6] Heaven. Oh, right, the gods.

Commune with the gods and convince them to create more realms and sentient to repair the damage caused by Azathoth and create more beings to battle his destruction

[5v3+3] Not now, kid!
(That's the best "All Gods at Once" voice I could think of.)

Spread the word of my lord and master, Azathoth. Since he's mindless, that just means spreading insanity.

[5] Many crabmen go mad.

Go to Hell.

[1] You open a portal and go to Heaven.

Stop lurra and mobius from being cut off.

Lurra's gone, in Vorthon's stomach and in Azathoth's, but [3] Mobius has a link to Heaven now.

GM TURN:
Azathoth [6] eats everything in the system. Including the gate, releasing the Snarl. Respawn, y'all?
The gods look at each other, [5+3] flee, and leave a confused Theodore Roosevelt alongside the respawners as the only life in the universe.