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Author Topic: Roll To Redshirt  (Read 85235 times)

Dirg

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #240 on: January 08, 2013, 07:33:17 pm »

Steal Corai's forms and use as kindling to set zombies on fire.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #241 on: January 08, 2013, 07:41:22 pm »

Attack the zombie horde.
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Corai

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #242 on: January 08, 2013, 08:45:32 pm »

Steal Corai's forms and use as kindling to set zombies on fire.

Grab a BLU soldier and a RED soldier as witnesses. Redo the paperwork. Get Dirg imprisoned for war crimes.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2013, 09:12:59 pm by Corai »
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #243 on: January 08, 2013, 09:12:06 pm »

Convince zombies suicide is only option.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #244 on: January 09, 2013, 12:38:20 am »

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #245 on: January 09, 2013, 12:28:49 pm »

Wait what?

Reload and try again. Gotta kill the defector!

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #246 on: January 09, 2013, 01:47:51 pm »

THROW BAZOOKA AWAY, THROW BAZOOKA AMMO AT ZOMBIES WITH BARE HANDS.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #247 on: January 09, 2013, 07:02:20 pm »

Keep swinging chainsaw at zombies as a last ditch effort as a legless half-man. Aim at crotch level. Then die.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #248 on: January 10, 2013, 12:27:22 am »

Summon Cthulhu, Khorne, and Armok all at once. Then have a dance battle.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #249 on: January 10, 2013, 01:57:40 am »

Use the legendary POW block.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #250 on: January 10, 2013, 08:13:20 am »

Fire solves everything.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #251 on: January 10, 2013, 10:43:50 am »

Fire solves everything.
You are soooo NOT allowed near my bacon-tank.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #252 on: January 10, 2013, 10:49:52 am »

Fire solves everything.
You are soooo NOT allowed near my bacon-tank.
TBH, I think crispy bacon is better.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt.
« Reply #253 on: January 11, 2013, 04:54:16 pm »

TURN 13
      290REDS+68BLUSv30ZEDS

Persus carries on boosting the spawner! (4) he boosts it by (6) clones
GWG heals zombies! (6) he heals all their wounds and invigorates them! And their stiff legs! They can run now! Oh noes!
Komra fires the whaddya-call-it at the zeds! (5) headshotting three of them.
Scapheap crucifies zeds! (1) he crucifies GWG as punishment for healing them.
Onyxjew is confuzzeled! (3) wait, if he was mad before, is he sane? Or is he more mad? Or....
Dirg burns the paperwork! (6) he makes a nice bonfire and sets all the zombies on fire. They flame resistant! 'shirts not! RUNNING FIRE ZOMBIES!
Doomblade attacks the zombies! (3) he shoots five of them in the heart in an epic shooting spree.
They don't fall over and die. Shame, that.
Corai needs witnesses! (3) he grabs a blue and a red, and they begin walking back.
Misko convinces the zombies to commit suicide! (6) they agree that life isn't worth living and equip suicide vests. RUNNING KAMIKAZE ZOMBIES ON FIRE! NICE JOB BREAKING IT, EXTRAS!
Kingquest carries on fixing the radio! (1) he electrocutes himself! ZZZERDT!
Pufferfish ignores the ceasefire! (2) he decides that climbing out of the cockpit of a flying plane to manually reload is a bad idea.
Miauw throws shells at zombies! (5) two zombies are incinerated in the blast.
Sambojin goes for the zombies' groins! (1) he breaks his chainsaw on the nearest zombie's balls of steel. (don't ask) he is then bitten before he can die.
Geen summons various gods of blood and death! (1) they make it rain blood! Vision is obscured! And the ground is now slippery!
Donuts.... Does something (6) he blocks the lazor with a mirror, and the beam hits the zombies!  RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIES! WTF?
Irony is a pyromaniac! (6) ((Oh gods)) He decides that the flaming zombies are so awesome, he uses expertise to make the fires inextinguishable! INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIES! The universe must hate you! Oh, and the bacon tank is overcooked.

BLUE REACTION! (5+1)
Blue 1 shoots at zombies! (2) he misses!
Blue 6 gathers ammo! (1) he breaks his rifle trying to fit a bazooka round in it.
Blue 9 snipes! (1) he had his radio off, and did not hear of the cease-fire. Scapheap's death ends it.
Blue tank tries to run zombies over! (6) ((WHHYYY?)) It squidges three, before the crew die of a zombie climbing in and burning them to death! (?) it starts looking strangely at the driver's manual! Wait, zombies can't read or use a tank... Can they?
Blue 12 mans up! (6) in a feral rage he runs up and tears a zombie to bits with his bare hands, burning himself to death in the process!
Blue 14 shoots zeds! (5) headshots end two.

INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE RAMPAGE TIME!
(1) two of them fall over.

END TURN STATUS!
           285REDSv64BLUSv20ZEDS



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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #254 on: January 11, 2013, 04:57:43 pm »

> Set up the hwacha as an autoturret.
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