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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 794716 times)

kefkakrazy

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #525 on: March 12, 2013, 02:31:15 pm »
Is it even likely that marksdwarves will be useful against voidspawn? Do crossbow bolts (even steel) have enough force to punch through voidspawn flesh?

Dwarven Machinegunners, stand by.
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Quote from: RPB on April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am
This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #526 on: March 12, 2013, 05:35:34 pm »
We will build expansive ballista batteries. It's grossly inefficient, difficult to set up and more likely than not to end up in multiple friendly casualties. It's the dwarven way.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #527 on: March 12, 2013, 05:40:29 pm »
Quote from: SanDiego on March 12, 2013, 05:35:34 pm
We will build expansive ballista batteries. It's grossly inefficient, difficult to set up and more likely than not to end up in multiple friendly casualties. It's the dwarven way.

We did ballistae before. So long as we're not up against deer, we'll be fine.
Also, about friendly fire. If it kills the infected, so much the better!
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #528 on: March 13, 2013, 01:55:02 am »
Well yah, I'm hoping to still get a dorf in here(If I'm not already)
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Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on August 30, 2012, 10:33:35 pm
This fort really does sit on the event horizon of madness and catastrophe
Quote from: piecewise on January 19, 2015, 05:03:57 pm
No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #529 on: March 13, 2013, 04:11:54 pm »
Tryrar, have you added your name to the Dorfinator? Check the first page if you haven't; I set up a shared spreadsheet we're using to track all the names we're using in Murdermachines.
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Quote from: RPB on April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am
This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #530 on: March 14, 2013, 06:31:30 am »
Huh, somehow I missed that. Added!
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Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on August 30, 2012, 10:33:35 pm
This fort really does sit on the event horizon of madness and catastrophe
Quote from: piecewise on January 19, 2015, 05:03:57 pm
No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #531 on: March 15, 2013, 09:06:06 am »
It's quiet...

Too quiet...

Please tell me Terry hasn't found a way to shunt voidspawn into the real world...
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Quote from: RPB on April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #532 on: March 15, 2013, 09:23:02 am »
Quote from: kefkakrazy on March 15, 2013, 09:06:06 am
It's quiet...

Too quiet...

Please tell me Terry hasn't found a way to shunt voidspawn into the real world...

I concur.  Pufferfish, you there?
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #533 on: March 15, 2013, 01:17:37 pm »
What!? No! I didn't play through most of my turn only to have this fortress die!
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #534 on: March 15, 2013, 03:54:52 pm »
Well, nobody before him with the exception of the founder has completed a term yet. Why break tradition now?
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #535 on: March 15, 2013, 05:03:01 pm »
That's it. I'm thoroughly convinced at this point that we have managed to release an actual eldritch horror and that instead of coming for the game, he's coming for us.

Slenderman, thy name is Terry.
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Quote from: RPB on April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am
This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #536 on: March 15, 2013, 05:15:29 pm »
Quote from: kefkakrazy on March 15, 2013, 05:03:01 pm
That's it. I'm thoroughly convinced at this point that we have managed to release an actual eldritch horror and that instead of coming for the game, he's coming for us.

Slenderman, thy name is Terry.

While turns are being processed, could somebody explain Terry to me?
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #537 on: March 15, 2013, 05:17:09 pm »
Quote from: StLeibowitz on March 15, 2013, 03:54:52 pm
Well, nobody before him with the exception of the founder has completed a term yet.
Wharrup.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #538 on: March 15, 2013, 05:18:36 pm »
Terry is the madness.

It comes from a quote from the original Deathgate thread:
Quote from: AnimaRytak on July 19, 2011, 05:49:25 pm
Nope, that's just the Deathgate Madness warping reality itself.  We call the madness Terry and scold him whenever reality breaks.

Bad Terry, bad!
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #539 on: March 15, 2013, 05:22:56 pm »
Quote from: Urist McDwarfFortress on March 15, 2013, 05:18:36 pm
Terry is the madness.

It comes from a quote from the original Deathgate thread:
Quote from: AnimaRytak on July 19, 2011, 05:49:25 pm
Nope, that's just the Deathgate Madness warping reality itself.  We call the madness Terry and scold him whenever reality breaks.

Bad Terry, bad!

I like that! I will try to institute that term in other games
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