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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 200278 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #885 on: March 20, 2013, 04:46:25 pm »

Lead entire afterlife in epic dance battle against Heaven
What.
[2] No one else is as crazy as you. Not even Crazy Asyu.

Find a way to animate my creation, and have it recognize me as its master.
[3] Hm...some kind of Hall of Fame?

Eat someone's soul.
[1] "Hello, welcome to McDarknulls. May I take your order?"
"I'd like a McSoul to go, please."
"That will be &1.07, please."
You don't even have 13¡, so you get used to make a DoomBurger. Respawn?

then escape them then look for the ship.
[5v6] No dice!

Murder furtaka
[3v2] You punch him in the ribs.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #886 on: March 20, 2013, 04:47:14 pm »

Keep trying.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #887 on: March 20, 2013, 04:52:30 pm »

Punch Xantalos in the funkyness
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #888 on: March 20, 2013, 04:58:30 pm »

Respawn in afterlife.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #889 on: March 20, 2013, 04:59:10 pm »

Lead entire afterlife in epic dance battle against Heaven
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #890 on: March 20, 2013, 05:00:08 pm »

murderize furtaka
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Fireiy

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #891 on: March 20, 2013, 06:52:08 pm »

...
Grow up to be a soldier.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #892 on: March 20, 2013, 07:14:46 pm »

Keep trying.
[2v4;6v1] You're too dead to flee. Respawn?

Punch Xantalos in the funkyness
[6v4] You kill yourself just to punch him!

Respawn in afterlife.
[2] No.

Lead entire afterlife in epic dance battle against Heaven
[4-1] They're overcoming their resistance; a couple others are dancing. One guy punched you.

murderize furtaka
[4] You help!

...
Grow up to be a soldier.
That's going to take time and training...
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #893 on: March 20, 2013, 07:16:49 pm »

Recruit team of plot devices friends to convince afterlife to help me defeat heaven.
In epic dance battle.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #894 on: March 20, 2013, 07:23:05 pm »

Respawn with a hundred hands and fifty heads
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ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #895 on: March 20, 2013, 07:32:34 pm »

Respawn. Make altar to Armok.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #896 on: March 20, 2013, 08:14:48 pm »

join xantalos' team. Begin a 5 man band by also recruiting a chick and a monster.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #897 on: March 20, 2013, 08:29:15 pm »

Leave this puny body and find a person to host in.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #898 on: March 20, 2013, 08:31:13 pm »

Recruit team of plot devices friends to convince afterlife to help me defeat heaven.
In epic dance battle.


Beat up this person.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #899 on: March 20, 2013, 11:38:25 pm »

Find the funny rocks again. Use them to grow mushrooms, possibly by enhancing the fungus which grows around my body.

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