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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 200881 times)

ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #990 on: April 03, 2013, 07:59:45 am »
Ask for a lawyer.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #991 on: April 03, 2013, 08:22:02 am »
Fend them off.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'm Ba-ack!
« Reply #992 on: April 09, 2013, 08:01:27 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on April 02, 2013, 08:27:38 pm
Am in Wonderland
Go to tea party
Um...[6] Sure you are. You see the Red Queen.

Quote from: Persus13 on April 02, 2013, 08:31:41 pm
Commandeer the ship, look for crew.
"This is my ship now!" No one responds.

Quote from: Furtuka on April 02, 2013, 08:33:05 pm
Make an appeal with new evidence
[2] You don't have new evidence.

Quote from: Fireiy on April 02, 2013, 11:23:45 pm
That it is unlawful to kill a lawyer!
[1] "So? Who's gonna prosecute us?" You get shot! And your phone rings. But you got shot!

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 03, 2013, 12:44:23 am
Beat a random person over the head with my newly found staff, and trap their soul inside it.
[4v1] You smack the FB's head. [1] This doesn't phase it. However, you feel something lower inside of you. 100-14=86

Quote from: ShadowDragon on April 03, 2013, 07:59:45 am
Ask for a lawyer.
You've got the court-appointed guy and the appeal is failing. However, [3] you call Phoenix Wright.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on April 03, 2013, 08:22:02 am
Fend them off.
[6v1+2] Glorious victory!
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'm Ba-ack!
« Reply #993 on: April 09, 2013, 08:36:34 pm »
Excellent.
Off with her arse!
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'm Ba-ack!
« Reply #994 on: April 09, 2013, 08:40:43 pm »
Look for people to man the ship.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'm Ba-ack!
« Reply #995 on: April 09, 2013, 09:52:03 pm »
Find new evidence. Burst through the courtroom doors in the most dramatic way possible
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'm Ba-ack!
« Reply #996 on: April 09, 2013, 09:56:05 pm »
Throw paper at them. Answer phone.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'm Ba-ack!
« Reply #997 on: April 09, 2013, 11:14:29 pm »
Fly, you fools! Fly!

If I'm not Gandalf yet, I'm going to be very disappointed.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'm Ba-ack!
« Reply #998 on: April 10, 2013, 08:56:13 am »
retrieve enemy equipment then continue waiting.
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ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'm Ba-ack!
« Reply #999 on: April 10, 2013, 04:11:21 pm »
Recruit some people to serve me.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Super!
« Reply #1000 on: April 10, 2013, 09:04:25 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on April 09, 2013, 08:36:34 pm
Excellent.
Off with her arse!
[6] You cut the Red Queen in half. Her guards are angry!

Quote from: Persus13 on April 09, 2013, 08:40:43 pm
Look for people to man the ship.
Look, there's no one there.
You look. There's no one there.

Quote from: Furtuka on April 09, 2013, 09:52:03 pm
Find new evidence. Burst through the courtroom doors in the most dramatic way possible
[2] No new evidence!

Quote from: Fireiy on April 09, 2013, 09:56:05 pm
Throw paper at them. Answer phone.
[3v5] You miss. They are confused enough to let you answer your phone.
"Hey, this is ShadowDragon. My defense is pretty strong, but I need--"
"I'm on my way!"
[1] "Oh no you're not..." They shoot you. It hurts. Dangit--your scene-switching powers failed!

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 09, 2013, 11:14:29 pm
Fly, you fools! Fly!

If I'm not Gandalf yet, I'm going to be very disappointed.
You might be Gandalf, but no fools hear your cry to fly. Well, except you. [3v4] A you who evaded the FB.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on April 10, 2013, 08:56:13 am
retrieve enemy equipment then continue waiting.
[4] You find a good assortment of stuff.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on April 10, 2013, 04:11:21 pm
Recruit some people to serve me.
"Hey, this is ShadowDragon. My defense is pretty strong, but I need--"
"I'm on my way! Oh no you're not! Boom!"
Hm. Maybe you need someone else. [5] Like this supervillain minion guy and his two friends, bereft of The Big Bad and The Evil Genius!
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Super!
« Reply #1001 on: April 10, 2013, 09:06:11 pm »
become a superhero with a pirate theme.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Super!
« Reply #1002 on: April 11, 2013, 12:10:40 am »
Pick up card guards
Play Solitaire with self
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Super!
« Reply #1003 on: April 11, 2013, 12:40:46 am »
Make sure I am Gandalf by zapping the FB with wizardly powers.
If that doesn't work, fly!
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Super!
« Reply #1004 on: April 11, 2013, 03:19:13 am »
Present evidence: Gun and bullets.
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