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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 200993 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Quest
« Reply #1050 on: April 16, 2013, 06:48:44 am »

Build a ship. Recruit a crew from the Trojans who I didn't rape and/or kill.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Quest
« Reply #1051 on: April 16, 2013, 10:31:44 am »

Lead group into base.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Quest
« Reply #1052 on: April 16, 2013, 07:39:04 pm »

RULE NUMBAH ONE
*INSERT EVERY POSSIBLE SCENARIO AND METHODS TO COUNTERACT HERE*
GET VAN

Um...I'll take the only bits I understand.
"Rule Numbuh One..." you shout. [Roll Number Two, Minus One] You find a hole in the ground! Falling hurts.

Find guy to defend.
[4] You find a case.

Look for weapons and armor that i can use.
[1-1] You find a hand grenade, but you need to find the pin. [5] You find the pin and cram it back in!

dance like a crazy woman.
[6] You dance. Hey, watch out for that cli--Respawn?

High five shadow dragon.
[5] Yeah!

Build a ship. Recruit a crew from the Trojans who I didn't rape and/or kill.
[6] You build a ship made from Trojans you did rape and/or kill. This angers the others. Respawn?

Lead group into base.
Does it count as leading if the others charged in ahead of you and almost got killed?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Quest
« Reply #1053 on: April 16, 2013, 08:30:13 pm »

Ask the gods if they gain power from worship.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Quest
« Reply #1054 on: April 16, 2013, 08:35:23 pm »

Figure out what's going on and who am I with.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Quest
« Reply #1055 on: April 16, 2013, 09:07:42 pm »

Got bored?
Create NPC!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Quest
« Reply #1056 on: April 16, 2013, 09:41:40 pm »

Train my army
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Quest
« Reply #1057 on: April 16, 2013, 10:57:05 pm »

Respawn as Sean Connery.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Quest
« Reply #1058 on: April 17, 2013, 02:09:06 am »

Find the truth.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Quest
« Reply #1059 on: April 17, 2013, 10:36:07 am »

Just search the base for anything useful.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1060 on: April 17, 2013, 06:26:46 pm »

Ask the gods if they gain power from worship.
"Kinda..."
You notice a missile silo explode. That can't be good...

Figure out what's going on and who am I with.
A missile just exploded and you are with a few other casualties. Respawn?

Got bored?
Create NPC!

[6] You start messing about in the sand, trying to make a person. Someone taps you on the shoulder.
"Wha' yoo doin' heah?"

Train my army
[1] You confuse the spectral-training weapons for the spectral-deadly weapons. Most of your army dies in a massive training accident.

Respawn as Sean Connery.
[3] You respawn as a James Bond cosplayer.

Find the truth.
[2] Um...a man must walk down 42 roads?

Just search the base for anything useful.
[6] You find a missile. It might be useful, maybe even armed...only one way to find out! Respawn?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1061 on: April 17, 2013, 06:31:59 pm »

Teach him Self Defense!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1062 on: April 17, 2013, 06:54:04 pm »

Find the truth to the case.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1063 on: April 17, 2013, 06:57:52 pm »

Pray that a god will resurrect me as I was. (Do unto others as they have done unto you-Practically every single religion ever)
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1064 on: April 17, 2013, 08:02:28 pm »

Take over Hell.
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