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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1065 on: April 17, 2013, 08:14:45 pm »
Get more recruits
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1066 on: April 17, 2013, 08:46:46 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on April 17, 2013, 06:31:59 pm
Teach him Self Defense!
"Hey, I wanna teach you how to fight!"
"...No. I know. See?" [3v3-1] He catches you off-guard with a punch to the forehead.

Quote from: Fireiy on April 17, 2013, 06:54:04 pm
Find the truth to the case.
[4] It seems that your client was framed...by a ghost!

Quote from: Persus13 on April 17, 2013, 06:57:52 pm
Pray that a god will resurrect me as I was. (Do unto others as they have done unto you-Practically every single religion ever)
(I Am God: God as characterized by you.)
[2] "Why would I do that? You haven't been particularly faithful. Besides, I'm not Hindu." You get tossed back into Hell, where you meet a guy rallying the lawyers.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on April 17, 2013, 08:02:28 pm
Take over Hell.
[3] You begin rallying lawyers to legislate Hell into self-government. The movement is having some success.

Quote from: Furtuka on April 17, 2013, 08:14:45 pm
Get more recruits
[3-1] No one wants to join after that training debacle.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1067 on: April 17, 2013, 08:58:05 pm »
Aid ShadowDragon's action.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1068 on: April 17, 2013, 10:08:27 pm »
BEGIN SELF DEFENSE MANOEVEURS
PEGLEG KICK
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1069 on: April 17, 2013, 11:28:56 pm »
Clear my clients name and get the ghost who did it arrested.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1070 on: April 18, 2013, 02:23:59 am »
Save the random guy Xantalos is attacking.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1071 on: April 18, 2013, 02:26:45 am »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 18, 2013, 02:23:59 am
Save the random guy Xantalos is attacking.
He's attacking me!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1072 on: April 18, 2013, 03:45:47 am »
respawn and explore the surrounding area thoroughly.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1073 on: April 18, 2013, 06:07:24 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on April 18, 2013, 02:26:45 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 18, 2013, 02:23:59 am
Save the random guy Xantalos is attacking.
He's attacking me!
I don't care. He needs help.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1074 on: April 18, 2013, 07:43:38 am »
Keep trying to take over Hell.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1075 on: April 18, 2013, 10:17:32 am »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 18, 2013, 06:07:24 am
Quote from: Xantalos on April 18, 2013, 02:26:45 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 18, 2013, 02:23:59 am
Save the random guy Xantalos is attacking.
He's attacking me!
I don't care. He needs help.
I have a minus to his neutral score! He's actually better than me!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1076 on: April 18, 2013, 10:32:40 am »
Respawn as head of a faction.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1077 on: April 18, 2013, 07:58:27 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on April 17, 2013, 08:58:05 pm
Aid ShadowDragon's action.
He...he has posted an action, never mind.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on April 18, 2013, 07:43:38 am
Keep trying to take over Hell.
[6+1] You take over Hell, Earth, Heaven, and the Far Realm. This drive you mad. Not the Far Realm--the bureaucracy!

Quote from: Xantalos on April 17, 2013, 10:08:27 pm
BEGIN SELF DEFENSE MANOEVEURS
PEGLEG KICK
[2-1v1] While you manage to trip over your pegleg, you trip into the other guy, who is knocked over. Then again, so are you.

Quote from: Fireiy on April 17, 2013, 11:28:56 pm
Clear my clients name and get the ghost who did it arrested.
[4] You do. Yay! Sadly, he's a bit above being convicted at this time.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 18, 2013, 02:23:59 am
Save the random guy Xantalos is attacking.
[2v5] "Save save save! Ow!" You trip over Xantalos and the guy you're allegedly saving.

Quote from: kahn1234 on April 18, 2013, 03:45:47 am
respawn and explore the surrounding area thoroughly.
[5] You make a detailed map of the world!

Quote from: Tavik Toth on April 18, 2013, 10:32:40 am
Respawn as head of a faction.
[1] Pretend that your action was "Respawn as the head of a falcon." Now imagine that you succeeded.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1078 on: April 18, 2013, 08:08:00 pm »
Take over Shadow Dragon's empire.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1079 on: April 18, 2013, 08:17:26 pm »
Order my clerks to place putting the souls of  Players on trial to be of utmost priority in order to get them before they can respawn and escape
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