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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 201000 times)

Fireiy

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1110 on: April 20, 2013, 11:28:58 pm »

Go help my army and tell the court to speed up proceedings a little so I can get more recruits
Aid action as lawyer.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1111 on: April 21, 2013, 07:39:32 am »

Fly into a plane.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1112 on: April 21, 2013, 08:31:19 am »

Send the forces of the far realm to attack Valhalla.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1113 on: April 21, 2013, 07:57:19 pm »

Go help my army and tell the court to speed up proceedings a little so I can get more recruits
Go help my army and tell the court to speed up proceedings a little so I can get more recruits
Aid action as lawyer.
[3] The procedures are rushed. Your army's ranks are replaced more than fast enough to replace the ones being smacked about by Valkyries and that one guy eaten by a Far Realm being.

Sigh and assist Shadow Dragon's invasion of Valhalla.
Send the forces of the far realm to attack Valhalla.
vs
Activate Aesir weaponry
Use it to wipe out invading army

Quote from: Odin
Valhallans: ATTACK!
[1,1] The Forces of the Far Realm rebel and form a third force; the Aesir weaponry explodes, proving that drunken warriors are not the best mechanics. (Shoulda shelled out for the dark elf maintenance staff, Odin!)
[5v4-1v1] The Everlord's army is essentially victorious, annihilating the Far Realms critters and routing the depleted Valhallan forces.

Aw.
Ask the random NPC what his name is.
"It's Stacy. Stacy Deathsatan."

Fly into a plane.
[4v2;5] You do. Respawn?

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1114 on: April 21, 2013, 08:26:09 pm »

Send Xantalos to Purgatory.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1115 on: April 21, 2013, 08:29:34 pm »

FUCK
EVERYTHING
DESTROY
EVERYTHING
DEVOUR
ALL
KILL
EVERYTHING
HJFFFSTXYRYSHBJRGWTSGGJFUGHFNVJRHDFERFHDGRRAWWGGFHEHRRFSGCGDGODDAMMITTHERESNOTHINGINTERESTINGINTHISGAMEBECAUSENOTHINGSHAPPENINGIHAVENOIDEAWHATSGOINGON
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Fireiy

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1116 on: April 21, 2013, 08:33:31 pm »

Sue everyone.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1117 on: April 21, 2013, 09:13:18 pm »

Build Ghost Mecha

(Congrats on having the most posts on Bay12 as of today GWG)
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1118 on: April 21, 2013, 09:18:58 pm »

(Congrats on having the most posts on Bay12 as of today GWG)
((What the...holy carp you're right.))
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1119 on: April 21, 2013, 09:22:22 pm »

((Everyone's been freaking over it for the past 6 hours over in GD in the WTF thread once Xantalos noticed that you had overtaken Darvi. :P))
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1120 on: April 21, 2013, 09:22:58 pm »

((Everyone's been freaking over it for the past 6 hours over in GD in the WTF thread once someone noticed that you had overtaken Darvi. :P))
((Moi.))
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1121 on: April 21, 2013, 09:27:46 pm »

((That's kinda cool, I guess))
"Hey, Stacy... how about giving me a quest?"
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1122 on: April 22, 2013, 06:39:29 am »

Send Xantalos to Purgatory.
Aid action
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1123 on: April 22, 2013, 11:02:09 am »

Respawn as the leader of a space empire thing.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1124 on: April 22, 2013, 09:17:35 pm »

Send Xantalos to Purgatory.
[5+1] Bwa ha ha! Bwa ha ha! Oh crap!

FUCK
EVERYTHING
DESTROY
EVERYTHING
DEVOUR
ALL
KILL
EVERYTHING
HJFFFSTXYRYSHBJRGWTSGGJFUGHFNVJRHDFERFHDGRRAWWGGFHEHRRFSGCGDGODDAMMITTHERESNOTHINGINTERESTINGINTHISGAMEBECAUSENOTHINGSHAPPENINGIHAVENOIDEAWHATSGOINGON

You start babbling in Purgatory. The Purgatorials* look at you funny.
[5] Then you eat them and gain power.
*Pop Quiz Question: There are angels for Heaven and demons for Hell. What is the equivalent being for Purgatory?

Sue everyone.
[4] You sue a bunch of people, making a moderate fortune as people settle out-of-court.

Build Ghost Mecha
[5] You grab half a dozen ghosts, arrange them in a squat tower, and tell them they're the left leg. You grab half a dozen more for the right and demote one who volunteered to be the...male portion. You assign more ghosts to various parts, and once it's assembled you have them hold feet and bite shoulders and such so they're all connected. Ghost mecha? Not yet. You smack them a few times to solidify their essences into one, and show them Gundam, Transformers, Gigantor, Megas XLR, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and Power Rangers. NOW they're ready to be a Ghost Mecha.

"Hey, Stacy... how about giving me a quest?"
"Such as?"

Respawn as the leader of a space empire thing.
[5] You respawn as the head of a neat global/lunar monarchy.
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