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[Descan]

What if Canada did it?

[MaximumZero]

What if Canada did it?

The rest of the world would still blame the US. After all, we have to watch over the actions of our hat.

[Flying Dice]

What if Canada did it?

The rest of the world would still blame the US. After all, we have to watch over the actions of our hat.

What if the U.S. pulled an Oddjob and threw Canada at North Korea? Is Canada secretly lined with razors?

[Willfor]

As a Canadian, one time I was at the apartment my band lives at and they'd spilled razor blades all over their floor. Does this count?

[Sirus]

What if Canada did it?

The rest of the world would still blame the US. After all, we have to watch over the actions of our hat.

What if the U.S. pulled an Oddjob and threw Canada at North Korea? Is Canada secretly lined with razors?

Have you seen the size of Canada? Razors or no razors, North Korea is flattened if we toss Canada at it

[nenjin]

If not due to the size, then to the ponderous weight of all their maple syrup.

[Descan]

We got that back, by the way! Pretty sure, at least.

[Frumple]

... we're going to need an immovable point and a really big stick if we're going to be throwing significant chunks of continents at people. We'd also never hear the end of the compensation jokes if we went that route. Worse than we already get hit with. I'm not entirely sure if it's worth that.

[Sirus]

Curse you and your logic, Frumple!

[Loud Whispers]

As a Canadian, one time I was at the apartment my band lives at and they'd spilled razor blades all over their floor. Does this count?

My image of the Canadian is one of a person frolicking in hugs, maple syrup and razor blades.

[ChairmanPoo]

Frolicking is an inherently suggestive word.

[Eric Blank]

Don't forget the pet moose!


Maybe we should ship the koreans some moose. They'd all end up trampled because they were dumb enough to let them out of their cages, but they couldn't claim it was an invasion as moose are neither domesticated nor easy to train. Their aggressive behavior would be perfectly natural.

[Ameablable]

Don't forget the pet moose!


Maybe we should ship the koreans some moose. They'd all end up trampled because they were dumb enough to let them out of their cages, but they couldn't claim it was an invasion as moose are neither domesticated nor easy to train. Their aggressive behavior would be perfectly natural.

why don't we send them deer instead? I see deer every day! but i rarley see mooses (or is it meese?)

[Eric Blank]

It's moose. They're certainly not endangered or exceptionally rare. You're probably just not in a habitat preferable to them. Or something. The korean peninsula may already have plenty of deer, and deer aren't especially aggressive, anyway.

On a completely unrelated note, a cow moose once ate my family's Christmas ornaments out of a tree outside. Definitely didn't see that one coming.

[Ameablable]

i use to see moose alot though. and atm we have a deer overpopulation problem. its gotten to the extent where people are allowed to hunt deer within city limits. hence why i suggested deer.