Cut boomerang from self again, but this time, no failures. Either it comes off of my hand or my hand comes off with it.
Go to the Grand room, warm up a grand monolouge.
Fuck you, finger!
[Dex:2] You flail ineffectually at it. Damn it!
[Dex:5] There we go! Left a tiny nub of rock to prevent it from bleeding, even! You head on into the Grand Room.
"Sup?"
Say words again, and get this idiot off of me!
Jump up and Divekick Cromwellius's head into the floor.
[Cromwell Spd:3]
[Zubaz Spd:1]
The words you don't have the pool for?
[Cromwell Str:4]
[Zubaz Str:6]
You make a valiant effort to push him off, but to no avail. He jumps off you anyway!
[Zubaz Dex:5+2]
[Cromwell Dex:4-1]
[Zubaz Str:4]
[Cromwell End:5-1]
...straight into the air, then straight back onto your head, boot first. Your head smacks into the ground and you see stars and hear a crack. [Nose broken, Dazed:-1 rolls next turn]
Stay back from the fight and say word
Meanwhile, Mark goes for an opportunistic attack.
[Pot:5+1] Quite a lot of candy appears in front of you- enough sweets, chocolate, suckers, and jawbreakers to fill a small candy store. It falls onto the floor in a sticky heap.
"Getcher candy here! Can't watch a wrestling match without candy!"
Focus pot
I'm going to congratulate Unholy Pariah for his creativeness. I hope that the most creative player wins there. Also, Bigfoot has almost no pool and no str bonus, so he will eventually end up being grabbed by the tentacles.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh yeah. Feel it right in the nethers.
magic.
WILL PM (HOPEFULLY CLEVER) TURN LATER
[Outcast Dex:5]
Outcast Wizard rolls around with his wings, using them as a horribly awkward cleaver to slice off tentacles at the base. Bigf01t leads with his shield and crashes into them, blowing several up that way.
The wings and shield both are destroyed, but the tentacle swarm is put down.
The two arcane men look at each other. Do they
really want to fight right now?
(Note- Since you both attacked the tentacles first and neither really wanted into combat in the first place, I took the peaceful option here which also puts you both at full pool. If you really want to kill each other this turn, I can retcon.)
Unholy_Pariah: Outcast Wizard - East exit, Spike Room (3 Pool, Body is big and arcane) {Left leg is badly injured, especially the knee; cannot stand on it, Right leg gone, Lower abdomen is gouged} (5)
Bigf00t: Bigf01t - East entrance, Spike Room (6 Pool, Body is arcane field over steel core) [Arcane hoverhammer, Arcane Helmet, Wand, Arcane Great Crossbow "Compensation Launcher"] {Chest feels burned/raw, is being attracted to several metallic tentacles coming out of the floor} (6)
Killerhellhound: Mark Sheperd - Center, Grand Room (1 Pool) {A bit burned}
TCM: Zubaz - Center, Grand Room (0 Pool)
Tomcost: Jabon - South Entrance, Grand Room (6 Pool, Body is air, Pot focus) (22)
Vakothu: Azilain - South Exit, Cavern (Is a jock strap)
Tsuchigumo550: Derya Shirazi - West Door, Grand Room (3 Pool) [Steel Arm Floaties, Silver Mobile Cover Pants]
mastahcheese: Cromwellius The Second - North of Center, Grand Room (2/3 Pool) {Right leg is gone, right hand is gone, skin is scaly, broken nose, dazed (-1 rolls next turn)}
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