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Patience, young Padawan

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Bribe lazy owls

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Prod lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Beat lazy owls

25 (9.9%)

Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

66 (26.2%)

Abandon thread

18 (7.1%)

Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[IronyOwl]

Blind LP, remember.

[majikero]

Whats the current Presence? Shame is simply glaring at her I think. You've practiced your eye powers right?

[IronyOwl]

Week 18 Continued: Threats

Trip 6
False Flattery 3







You're saying ow?


Oh boy, it's time for everybody's favorite game: Deal With Two People You Care About Who Despise Each Other!


Better than fine, in fact.
_{Delicious tears}



Someone's got a nice Composure score.


And also she needs a bit of time to plot some stuff she's gonna do to someone.


So we're pulling a... what's his name... Kevan, was it? We wanna know just what that was all about?


Right, and this was an unfortunate accident.




Ahhh, so he's not naive, just taking it slow after losing his wife.


Possibly should have mentioned that four months ago when we started alienating everyone around us.

...oh, who am I kidding. It's not like we haven't known failing every check known to man was gonna come back to haunt us. We just haven't quite corrected it yet.


To be fair, there really haven't. We lost Lottie, but otherwise we've been doing pretty good on the surface.


Ah, yes, well, that was... if that was our intention does it reduce our chances of being stabbed...?


Oho, someone's workin' that Willful.


Oh. Er...


Hmmm. Who do we want investigated?

[Furtuka]

Noble Plots


Oh my gosh we actually succeeded in skill checks.

[majikero]

Haven't followed this closely but did you raise taxes or behead anyone lately?

[crazysheep]

PTW

Noble Plots

also, +1 to this

[Elephant Parade]

PTW

Noble Plots

also, +1 to this

+1

We have angered so many nobles.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Even if we hadn't, nobles have all the loyalty of a piranha-infested toilet bowl. Noble Plots.

[LordBucket]

Assassins

Because being stabbed is bad.

[Cheeetar]

Noble plots.

[GlyphGryph]

See, the thing is, the nobles are going to plot at this point.

That ship has sailed - we need to deal with the consequences.

Assassins

[Lightningfalcon]

PTW

Noble Plots

also, +1 to this

+1

We have angered so many nobles.

+1

[Karlito]

The only noble plots we should care about are the ones which will result in our death, so Assassins it should be.

[sum1won]

Noble plots.  We have been going out of our way to upset them.

[IronyOwl]

Haven't followed this closely but did you raise taxes or behead anyone lately?

Raise taxes? Not as far as I'm aware.

Behead anyone? No... though a woman was brought before us begging royal pardon, and someone cut her throat before we could issue a verdict. We also invaded disputed territory a while ago, there may have been some headlopping involved there.