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[dragdeler]

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[TD1]

Whip me  !

Well, if that's what you're into....

[Yoink]

Does it count as getting laid if you find yourself unable to climax due to the extravagant amounts of alcohol consumed beforehand? Asking for a friend.


Also it is a sunny summer Sunday and I am satisfyingly hungover with a cold beer in my hand. All is right in the world.

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[Jimmy]

By my reckoning, if both participants have had enough fun, there's no need to keep going if you're satisfied already.

Besides, grabbing a short breather and a glass of water can be a great way to get set for round two.

[Kagus]

That's pretty much how I lost my virginity the first few times, so I kinda have to say yeah.

I used to have a friend who disagreed and said that climax was necessary, but we're not friends anymore so I guess that doesn't count any longer.

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[Kagus]

I'unno, he was more pussywhipped than I was... hell, the whole reason we're not friends anymore after 3+ years of being best buds is because his psychopath of a wife said that I was an awful person who said really mean things about him and was trying to break apart their marriage.

Anyways, I've cracked open a bottle of "Kaapse brouwers 'Gozer'", and oatmeal stout aged in oak bourbon casks.

Y'know, I actually quite like Stockyard's oatmeal stout. This thing is... well... It has a lot of interesting flavors, certainly, but it's also very "medicinal", to put it nicely. And it seems like they made sure to filter out the sediment for bottling, so there's no fizz left in it.

Also it's a 750ml bottle of 9.8%, and I'm putting it away by myself. Welp.

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[Rolan7]

Spent yesterday up in the mountains with mom, helping her move, good times.  We hiked a bunch too, a good day.

We visited a bunch of spooooky semi-abandoned government lodges.  Originally used by workers constructing the nearby Parkway, later rented out to hikers.  Sitting unused now, but the grass gets cut 1-2 a year maybe.  BUT on the walk back...

So I noticed this glass mason/canning jar of dark brown, maybe reddish liquid in the grass by the road.  We looked down at it a bit, mom insisted it was tea, I thought it was "cranberry wine or something".  I was going to leave it there but she suggested picking it up - fair enough I thought.  I'd picked up some other trash the road, and in retrospect the bottle could be useful if washed.

Yeah well...  After I drove home last night, she called me up.  She has a ridiculously good sense of smell (she works in health care, maybe related) and told me it was a hard spirit, and I think she even guessed at the fruit.  Huh, pretty cool right?

Uh she's holding it for me to come pick up sometime.
I mean
I DO want a mason jar full of liquor...
But am I crazy or is it weird to drink one you find off the side of a road??

Anyway I'm enjoying an actually *nice* wine tonight, one my housemate got me for Christmas.  "Girl & Dragon" - he insisted it was cheap, and chose it for the label and being red not white.  It's certainly better than goon, heh, I had half last night and didn't wake up with sulfide-mouth.  No it's actually pleasant, certainly not expensive but not as gross as what I tend towards.  A very thoughtful gift.  A Malbec, hm.

[Mephisto]

I haven't had a large quantity of good drink in a while. Treated myself to B. Nektar's Believe and Ace Space blood orange cider.

[Yoink]

Doctor said I've got to drink plenty of fluids for the next few days.

* Yoink cracks open a beer.

It is just after 9:30 in the morning. I'm sure I'll feel better in no time!   


@Rolan: certainly seems weird to me, but then I am a bit of a wuss and a germophobe, in some ways.
It also seems very exciting and kinda badass. I wouldn't encourage you to do it, unless there's like... a booze equivalent of a drug-testing kit you could use on it first to determine how much of the stuff is good, clean likker and how much is hobo piss - but it would be hella cool to do it anyway.   

[Rolan7]

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[Rowanas]

So, I took up drinking a few days before Halloween, and I've told lots of people that I gave up just before Christmas (I don't like drunk me talking to people) but the truth is, I'm drinking shittonnes, I'm just doing it at home, away from people who might have to listen to me talk shit.

I've decided to replicate my favourite drink (for the intersection of cost and taste) which is lemon vodka. Lemon sherbet, + vodka.  Anyone else have any easy-to-make recipes for alcohol that doesn't taste like arse?

[Mephisto]

Bourbon. Neat. YMMV.