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[Xantalos]

This must be fairly recent I take it. None of that doggerel has been in the fiction I'm reading. Yet. Maybe it's time me and current 40k part ways like I did with Fantasy, before something monumentally stupid is done.

Because I like my Necrons like I like my.....ah man, I can't even finish that joke.

I'm not even sure how that one would go. You like arrogant omnicidal women who are in the process of slowly awakening from an enchanted slumber?

Sounds like if Sleeping Beauty were replaced with a T-1000.

[nenjin]

Newcrons have been around for several years now.

Maybe I've just unconsciously been steering myself away from reading anything inspired by the newest edition of 40k in their fiction.

[Andres]

The galaxy would be so much better if there were no heretics and everyone just listened to the Emperor.

[Tack]

Also, another thing about the Fall of Cadia...

Spoiler: Necrons (click to show/hide)

First, Necrons work with Imperium now against Chaos. Also, well, some of them, like Trollzyn.
Also, Trollzyn captured Creed into his pokeball. This can only end well.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MECHA CREED

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Also, another thing about the Fall of Cadia...

Spoiler: Necrons (click to show/hide)

First, Necrons work with Imperium now against Chaos. Also, well, some of them, like Trollzyn.
Also, Trollzyn captured Creed into his pokeball. This can only end well.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MECHA CREED

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Creed uses Tactical Genius to redeploy himself inside Trazyn's positron brain and activates his collection of vintage backup Necron control switches, new alien robot slaves exterminate the Tyranids and accidentally Chaos Gods, GOOD END Tau are kept as slaves for decadent nobles and nobody cares what happens to the Eldar.

[Tack]

And the Eldar realize they prefer it that way

[LordBaal]

Also, another thing about the Fall of Cadia...

Spoiler: Necrons (click to show/hide)

First, Necrons work with Imperium now against Chaos. Also, well, some of them, like Trollzyn.
Also, Trollzyn captured Creed into his pokeball. This can only end well.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MECHA CREED

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Creed uses Tactical Genius to redeploy himself inside Trazyn's positron brain and activates his collection of vintage backup Necron control switches, new alien robot slaves exterminate the Tyranids and accidentally Chaos Gods, GOOD END Tau are kept as slaves for decadent nobles and nobody cares what happens to the Eldar.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

- What's that??!
- A World Engine appears from behind those bushes...
- CREEEEEEEEE....

[Andres]

Is Magnus secretly Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer?

[Kot]

Also, another thing about the Fall of Cadia...

Spoiler: Necrons (click to show/hide)

First, Necrons work with Imperium now against Chaos. Also, well, some of them, like Trollzyn.
Also, Trollzyn captured Creed into his pokeball. This can only end well.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MECHA CREED

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Creed uses Tactical Genius to redeploy himself inside Trazyn's positron brain and activates his collection of vintage backup Necron control switches, new alien robot slaves exterminate the Tyranids and accidentally Chaos Gods, GOOD END Tau are kept as slaves for decadent nobles and nobody cares what happens to the Eldar.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

- What's that??!
- A World Engine appears from behind those bushes...
- CREEEEEEEEE....

Oh God Emperor... I haven't thought of this. The amount of possibilities with Trazyns collection is endless.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Also, another thing about the Fall of Cadia...

Spoiler: Necrons (click to show/hide)

First, Necrons work with Imperium now against Chaos. Also, well, some of them, like Trollzyn.
Also, Trollzyn captured Creed into his pokeball. This can only end well.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MECHA CREED

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Creed uses Tactical Genius to redeploy himself inside Trazyn's positron brain and activates his collection of vintage backup Necron control switches, new alien robot slaves exterminate the Tyranids and accidentally Chaos Gods, GOOD END Tau are kept as slaves for decadent nobles and nobody cares what happens to the Eldar.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

- What's that??!
- A World Engine appears from behind those bushes...
- CREEEEEEEEE....

Oh God Emperor... I haven't thought of this. The amount of possibilities with Trazyns collection is endless.

Would you say the amount is..
*puts on sunglasses*
Infinite?

[Teneb]

Please cease the attempts to build quote monoliths before Inquisitor ToadyOne declares exterminatus on this thread lest it breaks becomes a daemonthread.

[Kot]

Eh, I dunno why people are so pressed about quote pyramids. If it's under 10 quotes it's not even a pyramid, it's just a pile of quotes.

[Teneb]

Eh, I dunno why people are so pressed about quote pyramids. If it's under 10 quotes it's not even a pyramid, it's just a pile of quotes.

Simple Machines does not handle them well, and it tends to cause some bad things to happen, especially for mobile users. Browser crashing for the most part.

[Kot]

I know.
But as I said, 5 quotes in a row isin't even a tiny bit bad yet, so come the fuck on and stop screaming about pyramid quotes everytime someone quotes an quote. It's annoying.


ANYHOW.
I am suprised by the Slaaneshmas message. I actually... kinda approve.

[Teneb]

I know.
But as I said, 5 quotes in a row isin't even a tiny bit bad yet, so come the fuck on and stop screaming about pyramid quotes everytime someone quotes an quote. It's annoying.

Look, it was a good opportunity to make a joke about necron monoliths and I regret nothing.