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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6210 on: August 10, 2016, 12:56:14 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6211 on: August 10, 2016, 02:52:09 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6212 on: August 11, 2016, 07:30:36 am »
I have been banned from /r/feminism
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6213 on: August 11, 2016, 09:10:29 am »
Isn't that the equivalent of saying "I've been banned from hell"?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6214 on: August 11, 2016, 09:17:12 am »
No. Hell has no feminists. There's no fury in hell like a woman's wrath.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6215 on: August 11, 2016, 09:22:19 am »
Well, the feminists can't go to heaven either.

So where do they go? The Amazon?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6216 on: August 11, 2016, 09:23:38 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 11, 2016, 09:22:19 am
The Amazon?
That's for mail order brides only
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6217 on: August 11, 2016, 09:24:04 am »
Quote from: martinuzz on August 11, 2016, 09:17:12 am
No. Hell has no feminists. There's no fury in hell like a woman's wrath.
That just means there are no *angry* feminists in hell. Maybe it's really egalitarian.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6218 on: August 11, 2016, 09:25:31 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 11, 2016, 09:22:19 am
So where do they go?
They reincarnate as men
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6219 on: August 11, 2016, 09:29:27 am »
Ohhhh, so that's where gays come from.

So much has been explained.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6220 on: August 11, 2016, 09:31:53 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6221 on: August 11, 2016, 10:35:41 am »
So apparently Darth Vader sucks balls and has a really shitty life because Palpatine refused to give him a good suit to wear.

Also the first thing Palpatine did when he rose to power was renaming a hospital "Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center".

Also one of the buttons on Darth Vader's suit beeps, for actualy NO REASON.

Also his boots don't fit well, because the empire refuses to give him proper boots.

ALL OF THIS IS CANON BTW

I'm still laughing
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6222 on: August 11, 2016, 05:08:24 pm »
I'm kinda surprised Vader never fixed any of that himself. He was a skilled mechanic/droid builder/pilot/swordfighter after all.

...Wait, what's that about his boots don't fit? He his legs were robotic, there's no reason for him to worry about his boot fit.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6223 on: August 11, 2016, 05:18:02 pm »
~Budgetary restraints lel

Its all so bafflingly ridiculous that it doesn't even make sense in context, and this is star wars we're talking about.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6224 on: August 11, 2016, 05:21:37 pm »
Quote from: Akura on August 11, 2016, 05:08:24 pm
I'm kinda surprised Vader never fixed any of that himself. He was a skilled mechanic/droid builder/pilot/swordfighter after all.
Are you going to try to pull a runaround on the prescient space wizard that pretty literally rules the galaxy? He could fix it, but if he tried then he gets the force lightning interrupt.
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