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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1562813 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1455 on: January 27, 2015, 10:20:06 am »
Thats gotten to cracked now? Last I'd seen of it it (somewhere on ars technica, I think) it was an IRC channel, not forums.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1456 on: January 27, 2015, 11:35:55 am »
How many zeroes in a unidecillion, if you would?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1457 on: January 27, 2015, 11:37:58 am »
Damn ninjas.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1458 on: January 27, 2015, 11:40:04 am »
Or they weren't aiming to get the full settlement, just to completely and irrevocably take the company down.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1459 on: January 27, 2015, 12:41:29 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1460 on: January 27, 2015, 02:55:29 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1461 on: January 27, 2015, 05:14:36 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on January 27, 2015, 11:33:14 am
And going through the TVtropes 'frivolous lawsuit' real life tab.

Oh lord...

'Hey, I think I deserve 2 unidecillion dollars'. Yep, that was an actual thing someone tried to do. As it points out, that's more than everything humanity has ever produced, and more than every lifeform and mineral is worth on this planet.
For some reason, this reminds me of the one time where a guy sued a food company after amassing seven million "points" from an advertising promotion and they refused to turn over the fighter jet that was labeled as "seven million points" in the commercials.

The guy never got his fighter jet. :(
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1462 on: January 27, 2015, 05:53:55 pm »
Dude what the fuck. They should have awarded him the jet. If that's what they said they'd do then I am reasonably certain that they are obliged to, otherwise it's misadvertising their product.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1463 on: January 27, 2015, 05:58:15 pm »
Apparently, the court decided that "no sensible person would think that the company would trade a 22-million-dollar fighter jet for seven million points:.

Utter bullcrap, I know.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1464 on: January 27, 2015, 06:36:26 pm »
Dude typo'd "warehouse" as "whorehouse" in a corporate e-mail.  Epic typo.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1465 on: January 27, 2015, 06:39:22 pm »
Who's to be sure it was a typo?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1466 on: January 27, 2015, 06:41:09 pm »
It's theoretically possible I'm clearing audio equipment to be delivered to a whorehouse, but I don't think I've been provided the right address if that's the case.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1467 on: January 27, 2015, 06:44:46 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on January 27, 2015, 06:41:09 pm
It's theoretically possible I'm clearing audio equipment to be delivered to a whorehouse, but I don't think I've been provided the right address if that's the case.
Oh, well you should probably get on that. Don't want to make a misdelivery.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1468 on: January 27, 2015, 06:50:29 pm »
The whorehouse warehouse.

I laughed out loud.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1469 on: January 27, 2015, 07:06:01 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 27, 2015, 06:50:29 pm
The whorehouse warehouse.

That actually makes me wonder how much demand would exist for prefabricated gentlemen's clubs. Probably not a lot.
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