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I am religious and believe in free will

70 (27.6%)

I am religious and do not believe in free will

10 (3.9%)

I am not religious and believe in free will

113 (44.5%)

I am not religious and do not believe in free will

61 (24%)

Total Members Voted: 249

[Putnam]

conservation of jewjitsu

[Helgoland]

Spoiler: It was either this thread or the laugh one (click to show/hide)

But how will he receive orders from the Kremlin while his antenna is compromised like that?

[Orange Wizard]

I can't stop watching

Halp

[Graknorke]

Is that a convenience thing, or is it a symbolism thing like so?

[Frumple]

It looks like it's just to keep the thing from hitting the car on the way in.

[TD1]

It's how matter of fact the guard is about it, too.

YHWH knows whats up, he gives you virgins for conquest in this life not just the next

When God first directed the tribes to Canaan, he said "kill everyone there", and they mostly just mucked around. So God started directing them to genocide individual kingdoms, but the same thing happened. Basically, the Jews were bad at genocide.

Joshua blew the horns at the battle of Jericho and then their baneling bust rekt the wall off and they took all their minerals

Before that though, God told them (while Moses was in charge) to go in and take it, but the people were scared, so they had to wander in the desert for 40 years, then go the long way around and kill everything in the way.

Was this before or after he told Moses he would never enter the Promised Lands?

[TempAcc]

Spoiler: It was either this thread or the laugh one (click to show/hide)

But how will he receive orders from the Kremlin while his antenna is compromised like that?

Welp, time to sleep, Jesus, we'll wake you up when we Putin gets here.

Anyway, on the "Moses would never see the promissed land" thing, I think its meant to mean Moses would die before his people actualy settled in the land promissed to them by God. After all, in the context of the old testament, "the promissed land" is meant to be actual territory, and not heaven/paradise/etc.

[origamiscienceguy]

It's how matter of fact the guard is about it, too.

YHWH knows whats up, he gives you virgins for conquest in this life not just the next

When God first directed the tribes to Canaan, he said "kill everyone there", and they mostly just mucked around. So God started directing them to genocide individual kingdoms, but the same thing happened. Basically, the Jews were bad at genocide.

Joshua blew the horns at the battle of Jericho and then their baneling bust rekt the wall off and they took all their minerals

Before that though, God told them (while Moses was in charge) to go in and take it, but the people were scared, so they had to wander in the desert for 40 years, then go the long way around and kill everything in the way.

Was this before or after he told Moses he would never enter the Promised Lands?

I am 90% sure Moses was banned from entering before everybody else. I don't have time to check it right now, but it would be in Exodus somewhere.

[TD1]

I was just pondering - instead of doing set work, hehe - the death of animals, and realised that Christians can conceive of a scenario in which death does not result in the afterlife, either the burny burny one or the singy singy one. The only inconceivable aspect is that it could apply to humans, not just animals.

Not relevant to anything, really, just thinking online.

[Arx]

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[TD1]

What, conceive?

conceive
kənˈsiːv/Submit
verb
1.
create (an embryo) by fertilizing an egg.
"she was conceived when her father was 49"
2.
form or devise (a plan or idea) in the mind.
"the dam project was originally conceived in 1977"

[Arx]

I am entirely able to conceive the idea of there being no afterlife for humans. I just think it's wrong.

[Rose]

Anyways, everybody knows your soul just gets transfered to another body when you die.

[TD1]

I am entirely able to conceive the idea of there being no afterlife for humans. I just think it's wrong.

Why is it right for animals (at least, I assume you think so) but wrong for humans?

[Egan_BW]

Anyways, everybody knows your soul just gets transfered to another body when you die.

That's the goal, anyway. I don't believe you can get to exist forever without finding a way to make it happen.