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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #840 on: December 08, 2015, 03:17:19 pm »

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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #841 on: December 08, 2015, 04:34:05 pm »

"Active? You are obviously in a wheelchair, so you CANNOT be active... Is my yelling voice loud enough?"
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #842 on: December 08, 2015, 06:14:57 pm »

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(and AO, I haven't worshipped anybody else.)
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #843 on: December 11, 2015, 10:22:41 am »

That didn't count give him a REAL WEAPON!
Told you it was roll dependent. However, maybe if he destroys this one like he destroyed the other, you can try again.

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(and AO, I haven't worshipped anybody else.)
4v3v6v2
Dut hops towards Dev, luring the charging car towards his much more mobile opponent, for some reason.  Soar fires a barrage of missiles at dut but they can't manage to hit him directly, instead doing pitdly amounts of splash damage to his beautiful stony body. Like an Adonis of rock he is, or more realistically a reverse Venus de Milo. Har Har. The Ice beam seems much more effective however and freezes Dut solid in a giant ice crystal. Which...well he's not moving any more but he's also made of rock so cold and a lack of oxygen don't really bother him.

Dev's attempts to summon an AK47 result in him summoning slightly warm, gun powder smelling air.

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A syringe full of something labeled "happy Juice" gets Dev in the upper arm and immediately lightens his mood.
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The car slams headlong into Dut and smashes itself into a nonfunctional wreck of twisted metal and leaking oil against his unyielding ice prison. 

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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #844 on: December 11, 2015, 11:10:51 am »

@Dut:
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I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #845 on: December 11, 2015, 11:12:08 am »

"Oy Mike! Destroy that hammer so I can give ya a better one!"
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #846 on: December 11, 2015, 05:00:26 pm »

At least I got my leg back.

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Do this. I like this idea.
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #847 on: December 11, 2015, 07:02:22 pm »

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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #848 on: December 14, 2015, 09:13:41 am »

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At least I got my leg back.

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Articuno kinda phones in this whole freezing thing but Soar tries his hardest, heating Dut Via eye lasers. The good news is that the heating is effective, [2] and it puts a giant crack through Dut's midsection; almost severing him in half. In the mean time, Dev summons himself a large crimson castle made of a strange, seamless stone.

Dut, rather annoyed about being cut in half, attempts to fire a concentrated beam of light using the ice as a focusing medium. He manages to create the beam, but it just sort of swings and jitters randomly, slicing erratically due to the imperfect shape of the ice crystal. [5] A single condensed beam sweeps across Dev's castle and slices it cleanly in half, horizontally. It slowly slides into two pieces and falls to the ground. [4] Dev, who was hanging around in it, doesn't get murdered by lasers but does end up a bit caught in the building.

[1] Dev takes a syringe of drano to the unbroken leg and it dissolves his calf muscles.
[1] And then the entire ceiling above them collapses  down on them; several hundred pounds of burning cardboard envelops the two already stuck men.

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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #849 on: December 14, 2015, 09:21:18 am »

"HAHAHA. LOOK AT THEM TRY TO FIGHT. IS IT NOT ADORABLE?"
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #850 on: December 14, 2015, 09:44:28 am »

"I'LL [REDACTED] KILL YOU YOU [REDACTED] !"

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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #851 on: December 14, 2015, 10:09:01 am »

"Hey! If you follow me, you will have a loving and caring *Screams sound from the background.* God!"
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #852 on: December 14, 2015, 10:16:46 am »

This fight is most amusing; a prime example of the futility of mortal expression.
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #853 on: December 14, 2015, 10:18:28 am »

"Hey! If you follow me, you will have a loving and caring *Screams sound from the background.* God!"

"BOTH OF THESE MORTALS HAVE ALREADY PLEDGED THEMSELVES TO OTHER GODS, DUMMY. WHO ARE YOU EVEN SOLICITING FROM?"
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #854 on: December 14, 2015, 10:27:09 am »

There will always be a god trying to steal followers from another.  It is a fundamental facet of reality.
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God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.
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