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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8955 on: November 11, 2018, 06:53:15 pm »

No that's Finland

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8956 on: November 11, 2018, 07:00:38 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8957 on: November 12, 2018, 02:29:40 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8958 on: November 12, 2018, 02:33:02 am »

To be fair, I think the Danes are more open about that sort of thing.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8959 on: November 12, 2018, 09:21:54 am »

To be fair, I think the Danes are more open about that sort of thing.
Just about what you'd expect from the Dutch

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8960 on: November 12, 2018, 11:29:52 am »

This thread is really living up to the "EU-related terrible jokes" name.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8961 on: November 12, 2018, 11:34:56 am »

In the words of a famous american national skald: "Laughter's just another word for nothing left to loose"
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8962 on: November 13, 2018, 05:08:04 pm »

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A Brussels-controlled army itself is a pipe dream. And yet, it is easy for British Euroskeptics to raise the specter of the threat. In March 2015, European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker advocated a common European army as a way to increase the EU’s standing on the world stage, not least in the eyes of Russia. Recent reports on a forthcoming defense white paper from Germany and EU High representative Federica Mogherini’s EU Global Strategy stoked scaremongering too.
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Merkel joins Macron in calling for a ‘real, true European army’
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8963 on: November 13, 2018, 05:17:23 pm »

>Brussels gets an army
>We have always been at war with [Insert Holdout here]

I mean, eh. It's probably just trying to centralize the european military commands, if I had to guess.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8964 on: November 13, 2018, 05:31:46 pm »

>Brussels gets an army
>We have always been at war with [Insert Holdout here]
I don't think a European army would even reach Moscow to be honest, I just don't see the likes of Juncker inspiring the same level of confidence and morale in his men the same way Hitler or Napoleon did. Thus to that end the biggest worry would be the EU taking the competent qualities of France, Italy & Poland and then slapping on additional layers of incompetence, bureaucracy, interservice rivalry, all to justify sending Eastern Europeans to die in pointless expeditions to achieve nothing (I guess giving a middle finger to US forces is an achievement). Maybe slap around Romania and the Visegrad slavs for being disobedient with their Euroforce, can't be German imperialists if it's a multilateral effort lel

I mean, eh. It's probably just trying to centralize the european military commands, if I had to guess.
The difference between forming a European army from scratch and forming one from integrated national militaries is simply a difference in logistics, not objective. The end result is a European army under one command which answers to the European Union, with the European nations ceasing to have any independent foreign policy, finally being secure in their status as a province of the EU.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8965 on: November 13, 2018, 05:35:07 pm »

I don't think a European army would even reach Moscow to be honest, I just don't see the likes of Juncker inspiring the same level of confidence and morale in his men the same way Hitler or Napoleon did. Thus to that end the biggest worry would be the EU taking the competent qualities of France, Italy & Poland and then slapping on additional layers of incompetence, bureaucracy, interservice rivalry, all to justify sending Eastern Europeans to die in pointless expeditions to achieve nothing (I guess giving a middle finger to US forces is an achievement). Maybe slap around Romania and the Visegrad slavs for being disobedient with their Euroforce, can't be German imperialists if it's a multilateral effort lel

Very much this.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8966 on: November 13, 2018, 05:36:24 pm »

If the EU actually morphed into a federal governing body, do you think there would be more incentive to make the EU parliament more democratic?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8967 on: November 13, 2018, 05:40:30 pm »

If the EU actually morphed into a federal governing body, do you think there would be more incentive to make the EU parliament more democratic?
Based on historical experience with federal governing bodies, nope.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8968 on: November 13, 2018, 05:43:45 pm »

If the EU actually morphed into a federal governing body, do you think there would be more incentive to make the EU parliament more democratic?

Why in the world would it?

Well, unless you're the kind of person who thinks it would be democratic to delegate more power over the sheep to the wolves simply because they are more numerous.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8969 on: November 13, 2018, 05:51:20 pm »

I ask because through my american viewpoint, the EU would feplace the national governing bodies as the highest law of the geographic area. Now, as the representatives for those bodies are elected, in a general speaking, would this tradition then transition to the new governing body?

Yes, I know they wouldn't want to hand over appointing power to the voters.
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