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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750380 times)

Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #165 on: May 24, 2017, 02:45:59 pm »

B

I admit, I neglected their services last time and rad-poisoned the kingdom. I believe the dwarves are honest.
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HappyPlank

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #166 on: May 24, 2017, 02:48:05 pm »

B
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heydude6

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #167 on: May 24, 2017, 02:49:25 pm »

B
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #168 on: May 24, 2017, 02:53:14 pm »

B, the dwarves did right by us the last time and we've got a bit of money to spare from selling the Southern territories (depending on how much a mountain of wealth goes for these days, of course) on top of that.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #169 on: May 24, 2017, 03:11:27 pm »

B The Dwarves seem pretty cool this run.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #170 on: May 24, 2017, 03:13:50 pm »

B

I would say A but it can backfire

The worst case they will try to use it as advantage to create ANOTHER fortress.(Look, they have three chunks of lands, and they might not be paying nobody in the mountains.) But we can always deny to close a deal.
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #171 on: May 24, 2017, 03:19:27 pm »

Yeah. Let's put a hold on selling more land for a while. One loss was enough.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #172 on: May 24, 2017, 03:43:04 pm »

B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #173 on: May 24, 2017, 11:36:21 pm »

You send for the dwarves.

The dwarves arrive a week later, and these are different than the smelly crafters - these earth experts wear plain greens and browns, and they aren't very dirty.

"Greetings King Yoe. We heard our services are required so we come to offer them. We hear you need someone to check the soil and rock of your south land, and we can do that for a small price." They hand a parchment to the Treasurer, who reads it over and paces up to your Throne.

"We can afford that, thanks to the money we got from selling land to Salus IV."

A) "Fine then! Go and provide summary of the wealth of the soil in south of Methiant, dwarves."
B) "Let's negotiate the terms of payment first, dwarves - can we postpone it?"
C) "Naw, I changed my mind. Maybe some other time."
« Last Edit: May 25, 2017, 09:46:34 am by Haspen »
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Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #174 on: May 24, 2017, 11:39:46 pm »

A
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #175 on: May 24, 2017, 11:40:21 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #176 on: May 24, 2017, 11:41:30 pm »

A
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NRDL

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #177 on: May 25, 2017, 12:06:11 am »

A
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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HappyPlank

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #178 on: May 25, 2017, 01:14:17 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #179 on: May 25, 2017, 06:30:51 am »

Yay, state focus for economic balance and improvement \o/
A

Now I wonder what had happened to the Hurthlings in the past...century of anarchy and stuff, post-Estwalf.
Haspen! May you answer that? :3 Or will we find out later?

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