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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[10ebbor10]

Dunkin of Donuth

[Aseaheru]

C, methinks. Besides, there are ways to weaken them short of open war.

[Criptfeind]

I'm not sure if we should be on the side of the clearly evil people.

Hum...

[TankKit]

I'm not sure if we should be on the side of the clearly evil people.

Hum...

Yes.

A

[helmacon]

  He steps forward and speaks with a more of a hissy tone.

"Join usss, King Yoe! 

When your dealing at the top levels of government, it's only a matter of time before you run into the reptile people. 5/7 for realism.

A
If reptile people are good enough to rule the real world, they are good enough to rule this one.

[Harry Baldman]

You mean the people who we're trying to negotiate a trade deal with for the recipe for Fireblood? A trade deal that they might be more willing to accept in return for military aid against an invasion?

Yeah, how about we go on the side of B for this one.

[Kashyyk]

C - Once we get our own Blackhearts we can consider allying against them, but for now we don't want to piss them off too much.

[heydude6]

I don't want A because we are trying to get fireblood.

Let's go C instead for now. Once we get our recipe, then we can get it.

[Weirdsound]

C involving promising not to help the Felonsines... while we are literally trying to trade with them. I think any option other than B makes us a liar, and having a reputation as a liar might counteract some of the perks of being Charismatic in the long run.

[HappyPlank]

B

[Haspen]

You politely decline an alliance against the Felonsines but promise to not interfere or ally with them. The Donuthian diplomat leaves without further talk.

Few days later, the revenues from silver mines arrive in your Treasury.

1077 AD, End of the Year

Just after you finish a lenghty debate with your courtiers about the local beer industry, the Advisor brings in the Scrolls of Kingdom Status for you.

Happiness: 4
Population: 2
Economy: 5
Army: 4

"Thanks to the cash we've got from selling the southwest to Lametanians, not only we were able to cover all the expenses we had this year, but also keep some profits. What is unfortunate is that most of our peoples are now subjects of Lametania, my liege. Our settlements are sparse, and peasant families few between. Should we begin a long-term project to build new homes for immigrants and homeless?"

A) "At once! What's the King without subjects to rule, after all?"
B) "Naw, that isn't as important, considering our current affairs."

[Aseaheru]

 Upward construction is good. A

[Prophet]

A Perhaps we'll get some new slaves refugees to live in our convenient new homes when/if Donuth attacks the Felonsines?

[birdy51]

A

Planned construction reduces squalor. By preparing now, we prevent some unhappiness down the line!

[Haspen]

You agree to begin a project for new settlements.

1078 AD, Spring

A Felonsine diplomat has arrived. He looks slightly miffed ot be at your court.

"Greetings, King Yoe. I'm here because my masters wish to see some trade done with your little estate. They're still wanting those ores of yours, so here's the deal they offer; you will send ingredients for Fireblood every year to Felonsein Kingdom, and every two years, my masters, in their gratitude and generosity, shall send you ten Blackhearts with their crews and enough Fireblood to last them a week of sustained fire." Your courtiers murmur and grumble.

"Do we have a deal?"

A) "Heck no. That's a scam!"
B) "How about something different?"
C) "Sure, we have a deal.