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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745501 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3315 on: November 19, 2017, 05:06:52 pm »

Blackseed milk sounds like an excellent thing to be getting the royal family hooked on.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3316 on: November 19, 2017, 05:07:15 pm »

Wow rude, a wizard could clearly have been helpful in a difficult pregnancy, but obviously she's not possessed. B.
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Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3317 on: November 19, 2017, 05:11:56 pm »

B. Possibly birth defects caused by heavy metals in the air? But we seem a bit far out for that...
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3318 on: November 19, 2017, 05:12:16 pm »

Blackseed milk sounds like an excellent thing to be getting the royal family hooked on.
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I think maybe we're not allowed to get a wizard for the duration of this special event. When we vote for it, we're blocked in the next action. Probably they're all busy battling insane rainbow devas on the astral plane or something.
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Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3319 on: November 19, 2017, 05:20:18 pm »

Bloody hell.  Opiates it is, then.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3320 on: November 19, 2017, 05:30:18 pm »

B

It's nice not to be the only country in the throes of misery for once
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3321 on: November 19, 2017, 05:56:40 pm »

B

Let them have opium!
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3322 on: November 19, 2017, 06:10:02 pm »

B
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3323 on: November 19, 2017, 06:29:39 pm »

B Yeah. Maybe we're all just a tad stressed out about the entire situation.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3324 on: November 20, 2017, 12:44:14 am »

You decide to get some painkillers for yourself. And your wife too, of course.

1115 AD, Winter

Delayed due to civil war and current issues, the Fireblood caravan nonetheless managed to arrive at your Palace, and so did silver from the mountains in northwest.

1115 AD, Midwinter

Your wife Esta gives birth to twin boys! All of the palace celebrate this rare event. The exhausted yet proud mother calls them 'Leath' and 'Tywynn',

Unfortunately it is time for the bad news. The supplies stockpiled earlier in the year will be inadequate; the influx of migrants have caused the storages to be emptied at much higher rate. Your peoples, and the migrants, might face starvation in the Spring if new supplies will not be procured.

A) Time to ask neighbouring nations to provide help!
B) Find those grain merchants again, I have more money to spend!
C) Alas, we will perservere through sheer willpower and strength of heart!
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3325 on: November 20, 2017, 01:28:20 am »

B, most everyone around us is worse off than we are.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3326 on: November 20, 2017, 01:28:47 am »

B
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3327 on: November 20, 2017, 01:35:44 am »

A.  Worse off or not, I'd rather they spend their money than we spend ours.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3328 on: November 20, 2017, 02:09:56 am »

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« Reply #3329 on: November 20, 2017, 02:20:31 am »

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