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One turn remaining.In a alternate timeline set at the beginning of the game Outsider started a nuclear war with everyone and his actions have lead to massive amounts of people being killed.Egan_BW went so far into the future that it became the past and is now in TricMagic's kingdom.There's a PSA going around about how good CABL's music is.Billions of people died this turn thanks to Outsider.Its overcast.Its November 1, 9:30 P.m.Yoink didn't post for the seventh time so random action.
CABL didn't post so random action.
WyrdByrd didn't post so random action.
At this point we are more an alternate reality.
More Dino actions, all the dino actions. Go into meditation to help guide all the dinos from behind the scenes.(-/+powers, -/+bureaucracy = -/+Dino Actions)
(Meditating to help = 6-1 For no 6) You meditate for a while until you finally are able to give advice through suggestion to the dinos to aid in their projects.
(Mining = 5) The mine produces some stone, copper, and tin, copper and tin are immediately turned to bronze.
(Finding better metal = 6-1 For science) After a bit of looking around they discover that some of the stone was actually different metal and they call this metal iron, it seems to be similar to bronze in it durability.
(Build a mechanical engine = 3+1 For science) After a long time, lots of messing, and hints from TricMagic they finally figure out how to make a steam engine.
(Build a sawmill = 2+2 For science and tools) After a bit of work they build a sawmill and power it with the steam engine.
(Improving the houses = 5) It takes a long time but they refit the houses with better materials, like bricks, glass, and wooden planks.
(Make a cart system that can make the mine faster = 4) It takes a bunch of materials and time but they finally finish the mine cart and track system this increases the amount of stuff that can be extracted by the mine.
(Start farming domesticated animals = 3+1 For animal taming) It takes a bit to gather enough animals to start farming but they finally do it.
(Running water to all houses = 3+1 For pipes) Most of the times spent making the pipes but they finally finish them and start plumbing the houses and eventually get running water to all of them.
After a little bit a bit of the ground brakes apart near the kingdom and a giant dinosaur that looks kinda like Godzilla comes out.
Emerge from the earth in the far future which is secretly also the past. Morph to look like a perfectly normal dinosaur.
(Going so far into the future that it becomes the past = 5) You sleep so long that all the humans die off, you sleep so long the Earth dies, you sleep so long that the sun explodes you somehow live thought this and continue to sleep, then you sleep thought the universe dying, and you sleep so long that the big bang happens which you also sleep through, then you keep sleeping until a planet forms around you and life starts to form on it.
(Becoming a normal dinosaur = 6) After a bit you finally feel like life is forming on the planet so you turn into a dinosaur to blend in you end up looking like Godzilla, after changing you emerge from your sleeping place and find your self in TricMagic's dino kingdom.
Find the (obviously) immortal Nikolai Tesla.
(3) After a lot of searching you finally find Nikolai and it turns out he wants nothing to do with you.
> I want the Kamen Rider to use his Time Mask and become Kamen Rider Chrono, then rewind this RTD to the beginning.
> Lizard will get his ass on a plane or boat to get to South America, then establish a beastial empire.
> I will attempt to build 100 nuclear missiles and bomb every country on Earth with it.
(Does he have the mask = 5) After a bit of searching he finally finds the mask tuns out he left it in his car, and with the mask he becomes Kamen Rider Chrono.
(Going back to the beginning of the game = 5) You, all the animal, the lizard thing, and kamen rider chrono all go back to October 31st, 4:00pm, not 100% at the beginning of the game as your still in the big city and the game started in a little town near there. Congratulations you made your own alternate timeline.
(Lizard getting on a plane = 5) You go yell at the lizard thing to get his ass on a plane, which he does.
(Does he get there = 1) About a minute after the plane takes off, it explodes into a massive fireball, Kamen rider chrono starts freaking out as the lizard thing was his best friend.
(Finding the materials for the nukes = 6) You then ignore the plane crash and go steal the components needed for the nukes from the nuclear power plan, during this you get radiation poisoning.
(Building the nuclear missiles = 4) It takes a long time but you build one hundred nuclear missiles.
(Bombing every country on Earth = 6) You would nuke every country on Earth but there's 195 countries so you pick the one hundred most important ones and nuke the capitals killing billions.
(Is there retaliation = 4) After your nuclear strikes whats left of the world decides to nuke other parts of the work in an attempt to kill whoever started the war (Which was you). Even more people die because of this.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU STARTED A NUCLEAR WAR WITH EVERYONE, BILLIONS DIE!
Keep the concert going.
(Keeping the concert going = 4) You and your band continue to play for a bit longer.
(Do you play well = 4) You guys play quite well.
(Do more people show up = 3+1 For the PSA) Even more people show up, even though they can't get in.
Open up diplomatic relations with the other kingdoms and try to prevent the war, then my servants will continue to improve the UK.
(Opening diplomatic relations = 6) Well you manage to get the relations open but its pretty obvious that they don't really like you, and want nothing to do with you.
(Preventing the war = 3) Well you manage to keep them from killing you at the meeting but it doesn't look like you stopped the war.
(Improving the UK = 5) The UK keeps getting better with the addition of wells and a wall around it.
Continue to produce PSAs.
(6-1 For making lots of them) You make tons of PSA about all kinds of things, people seem to really enjoy these's.
Continue to help everyone that shows up.
(5) You keep helping everyone that shows up.
OH WELL, I GUESS I'LL GO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING.
(6) You read the book so hard that it explodes sending paper everywhere.
Convert the mine into a pirate cave.
(Getting to the mine = 6) After a bit of driving you finally arrive at the cave.
(Converting it into a pirate cave = 6) Then you and your crew get to work turning it into the best pirate cave ever.
Build a fort into the temple and mine.
(Ama building = 4) You alter the existing structure into a fort that you can call home.
(Original werewolf friends building = 5) They help alter the temple into a fort.
(Werewolf friends building = 2) They just kind of stand around and don't really contribute to the cause.
NPC stuff:Keep everything running.
(5) Everything's going well in the kingdom.
Do some random stuff.
(Stuff = 1+1 For safety) They sit around being complaining about how boring it is.
(Stuff = 2) They also are bored.
Stats:Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 132,891
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,366
Americans killed: 67,894
Big city Population: 0
Percent of big city destroyed: 2%
Displaced people: 459,601
Outsider's alternate timeline:Earth's population before bombs: 7,846,235,245
People dead: 5,134,887,325
Total killed: 5,135,058,110
Total killed in the past: 31
The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy and seven cannons, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes, a bunch of cannon balls, a bunch of cutlasses, cell phone, a bunch of money, a bunch of money, a massive amount of money
Location: Best pirate cave ever
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: Human and hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders in servant costumes, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some screws ,a few more boards, a boat, more wood, some bottles, more bottles, more wood, car that's on fire but the fire doesn't damage the car or the people in it that can also fly and go faster, some blocks of plastic, some wood, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks, some glass blocks, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some wood planks, some metal blocks, some wood boards, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks
Location: Medieval fantasy land, forest ruins next to burning car, Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, perfect control of powers, no overshoots from powers, all 2=3 from now on, no longer rolls ones, +1 for every roll under 4, controls the sun moon and planets and asteroid belt,Clairvoyant, +1 on administrative rolls
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy, magnificent palace with super fancy gold furniture and a fish pond on the grounds
Enemy post
Health: FINE
What you are: Human, In charge of hell Centron Corporation
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil, some good PSA ideas that have been produced, minimalism and milk story, minimalism and milk 2 story
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, your office
Yoink
Health: OKAY, -one hand, injured
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket, super powerful
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge, lots of booze
Location: Little camp outside of town, enough shacks to house everyone, Yoink's shack with small fenced in yard
Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Fleshhorror, Looks like Godzilla.is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, has wings, Powerful nose, magic-interdiction organ, immune to meteors, organic doom negators, hurt feeling, massive, covers the entire Earth, taking a nap in a cave
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: TricMagic's dino kingdom.
Ama the werewolf
Health: OKAY, cuts and bruises
What you are: stronger morbidly obese Werewolf
Inventory: two strong and fat werewolf friends slightly injured, Burnt strong and fat werewolf friend also slightly injured, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money, a bunch of canned food, a bunch of bottled water, Humvee with some bullet damage, a bunch of werewolf friends, shuttle bus, some gold statues, a bunch of gold jewelry, a bunch of gold coins
Location: Medieval fantasy land, field next to a mountain that has a mine with a temple hidden inside that's now their fortress.
CABL
Health: FINE
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin, hidden in a cardboard box
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies, increased strength, killed Satan, a guitar, a guy that can play the drums, a guy that can play the bass, bus painted black with band logo, signed by a indie record label, The Giblet Feast well mastered album, on USA/Canada tour, a new song showcasing how the new songs will be heavier, several really heavy songs
Location: Canada, Toronto, at a venue with a lot of people
Smoke Mirrors
Health: FINE
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm, intangible that might be permanent, levitation, hurt feelings, Perfect anti bullying PSA, several poor quality PSAs
Location: Near Nikolai Tesla
WyrdByrd
Health: FINE
What you are: Wizard, WIZARD KING, Lord of The Frogs
Inventory: several little wizards, several little werewolves with weapons that are guarding, several little witches, several little skeletons, a living sack of potatoes, some random costumes, three more little servants, regular sized werewolf, regular sized wizard, regular sized skeleton, several little wizards, several little witches, several little skeletons, several little werewolves, little pumpkin man, all kinds of power tools that have been turned into weapons, several giant frogs, several small suits of armour, werewolves can stealthy kill lawnmowers more costumes,
Location: Medieval fantasy land, scrub land, a barricaded store with a wizard tower slightly expanded, Uncanny Kingdom built around the store, has several houses, has roads all over, new houses and stores, destroyed building rubble, one more house, the perfect flag, some farm plots with crops, some people united with you, has war declared on them by other places, has wells and a wall around it.
Outsider
Health: OKAY, slightly irradiated
What you are: A bipedal wolf wearing a tutu and bits of cardboard and a baseball cap that says worlds best grandpa, King of beasts
Inventory: Some random animals, some more random animals, Outsider The Kamen rider chrono also very sad over lizard thing's death, basically killed over a billion people
Location: Small Kingdom of beasts outside the big city in alternate timeline on October 31st, 4:00pm
Effects:
The town is completely destroyed and is now hole in the middle and a castle.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
Big city:
Gates of Hell Haunted House the fifty four story tall monster is dead.
A park.
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair.
Hospital.
There's a nuclear power plant.
Other:
A PSA's going around about how good CABL's music is.
Dustan Hache's castle next to the water in town ruins, with several houses, farm plot tilled with planted seeds, buried body, a few people large amount of supplies, more people
The state police are dead.
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake with two cabins, and a collapsed cabin.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Canada:
Huge chunk of Ontario is burnt.
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.
Medieval fantasy land:
There's a field next to a mountain the field leads to a wooded area and the mountain has an abandoned mine in it the mine has a temple hidden inside.
Uncanny Kingdom with a wizard tower in the middle.
Eveyone knows about the fortress of the spider god.
Scrub land with giant frogs.
Forest with lizards.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town now with fish, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered, dock, wi-fi.
Hell Centron Corporation:
A bunch of not that good PSAs.
Everyone's seen the PSA about meteors.
Everyone's seen the anti-bullying PSA.
Satan is dead.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
No meteors will kill the dinosaurs.
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom: Dinosaurs know telekinesis, some Dino's can breathe air and water, stone coins, working economy, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings, structural integrity, dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses with furniture, primitave cloth made from plants, knowledge of how to make clothing,wood working, stone working, support structures, a mine, water storage methods, clothing, knowledge of different stones, some copper, know basic magic, know some basic spells, and more copper, several water storage tanks, knowledge of what metal is, some more copper, advanced magic, advanced spells, delegation and organization, more copper, knowledge of what copper can be used for, know how to forge stuff, know how to make stuff from stone like blocks dishes and statues, copper tools, know how to use and make clay items, know how to preserve food using salt and smoke, magnificent palace with super fancy gold furniture and fish pond on the grounds, warehouse, fences and irrigation channels around the farms, how to make and bake clay items, knowledge of how to make clay pipes, all the roads are paved, some statues, more stone, knowledge of science, a beautiful park, a pipeline that brings water from a river to a reservoir near the town, copper pipes, town hall, knowledge of how to make glass, some glass, some tin, some copper, knowledge of how to make bricks, some bricks, some tin, some copper, more copper, more glass, a second mine, cotton farm with wall, paved roads in second town, a fence around all the farms, wooden warehouse, a reservoir, know how to make ink and paper, know how to make playing cards, know how to play some card games including solitaire, go fish, black jack, Texas holdem and poker, a second two wheeled cart, every one in the second town has a improved house, some copper, more copper, knowledge of how to make alcohol, a still, some alcohol, some more alcohol, more alcohol, a casino with dinosaurs working at it, a second casino with staff, several stores to sell stuff from that are fully staked with workers, several water storage containers, tobacco farm with fence, knowledge of how to make cigarettes, a bunch of dinosaurs are addicted to cigarettes, know how to make cigars, some cigars, public indoor pool, school, a bunch of pretentious books, some crappy poetry books, some more staffed and stalked stores, another warehouse, a dedicated forging place, Knowledge of how to build boats, a boat, another boat, knowledge of how to make bronze, some bronze, knowledge of how to tame animals, some tame animals, more carts, knowledge of how to make gears, some gears, fishing industry with some docks and buildings, knowledge of how to build a waterwheel, knowledge of how to build a mill, waterwheel powered mill, some flour, Dino's now strive to get to space, bureaucracy's happening +1 to projects, science's happening +1 to science, know about iron, Know how to build steam engines, a sawmill that runs on an steam engine, everyone has running water in their houses, theirs a system of tracks and mine carts in both mines that increase their efficiency, there's a farm for domesticated animals.
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