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Starver

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2535 on: November 09, 2020, 09:20:57 pm »
The sunlight? The moonlight? Good times? No, it's the boogie!
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King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2536 on: November 10, 2020, 04:07:54 am »
Disco fever should be an affect FBs syndromes can sometimes have.
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Fikilili

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2537 on: November 10, 2020, 04:57:07 am »
Some dwarves will possess the [DISCO] sphere, and will fight in a groovy fashion, but also act in an extremely... Err... Particular way.
Like;
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2538 on: November 10, 2020, 05:08:11 pm »
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« Last Edit: November 10, 2020, 05:10:15 pm by anewaname »
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How did I manage to successfully apply the lessons of The Screwtape Letters to my perceptions of big grocery stores?
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Sky-Streamer

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2539 on: November 10, 2020, 10:57:38 pm »
he's the final boss
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2540 on: November 10, 2020, 11:44:55 pm »
Dwarves can be juiced.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2541 on: November 11, 2020, 04:22:22 am »
Consuming dwarf juice causes fatal alcohol intoxication in any job dwarf creature smaller than a horse.

Dwarf juice also tastes like blood. Demons especially love dwarf juice.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2542 on: November 11, 2020, 04:36:24 am »
Dwarf juice is created when you smash dwarves with a drawbridge and all dwarves immediately rush forward to drink the juice, and the juice can't be forbidden.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Fikilili

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2543 on: November 11, 2020, 06:18:01 am »
Dwarves will be able to sell propane and propane accessories.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2544 on: November 11, 2020, 03:03:29 pm »
Quote from: Fikilili on November 11, 2020, 06:18:01 am
Dwarves will be able to sell propane and propane accessories.
Propane is made of dwarf juice.
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Sky-Streamer

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2545 on: November 11, 2020, 07:42:35 pm »
The ice caps expand over the course of a world's first decade. By Year 9 all life is mere fossils trapped within the maw of the frost that had enveloped the planet.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2546 on: November 12, 2020, 01:29:14 am »
Quote from: Sky-Streamer on November 11, 2020, 07:42:35 pm
The ice caps expand over the course of a world's first decade. By Year 9 all life is mere fossils trapped within the maw of the frost that had enveloped the planet.
Oooh, snowball-worlds!

Actually, I like that.  We could also have Carboniferous worlds where high atmospheric oxygen levels cause insects to become huge and enable the spread of continent-sized wildfires.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2547 on: November 12, 2020, 03:21:58 am »
Quote from: BigUglyWorm on November 12, 2020, 01:29:14 am
Quote from: Sky-Streamer on November 11, 2020, 07:42:35 pm
The ice caps expand over the course of a world's first decade. By Year 9 all life is mere fossils trapped within the maw of the frost that had enveloped the planet.
Oooh, snowball-worlds!

Actually, I like that.  We could also have Carboniferous worlds where high atmospheric oxygen levels cause insects to become huge and enable the spread of continent-sized wildfires.
Giant giant mosquito
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« Reply #2548 on: November 12, 2020, 03:25:07 am »
Add a giant version of every giant animal.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #2549 on: November 12, 2020, 03:44:37 am »
Forget giant versions of everything we need Godzilla sized versions of everything.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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