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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490242 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2685 on: December 17, 2020, 04:15:32 pm »

Masons and Carpenters should construct different types and designs of tables depending on what time period the world is currently in.
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« Reply #2686 on: December 17, 2020, 05:42:35 pm »

Slave to Armok : God of blood, Chapter II : Dwarf Fortress DELUXE
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« Reply #2687 on: December 17, 2020, 10:50:52 pm »

Earworm men, imagine a bunch of those showing up and trying to get into your dwarves heads and eat their brains.....       Oh wait dwarves don't have brains so I guess the earworm men would just starve.
Beardworm men.  They show up and eat the beards right off dwarves, causing bad thoughts.
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« Reply #2688 on: December 18, 2020, 01:22:05 am »

Earworm men, imagine a bunch of those showing up and trying to get into your dwarves heads and eat their brains.....       Oh wait dwarves don't have brains so I guess the earworm men would just starve.
Beardworm men.  They show up and eat the beards right off dwarves, causing bad thoughts.

Bearded “worm” men:  Short statured humanoids, fond of drink and industry.  They burrow through the ground in search of precious metals...
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« Reply #2689 on: December 18, 2020, 01:26:37 am »

Breaded worm-men: a substantial meal.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2690 on: December 18, 2020, 03:49:49 am »

Canned dwarves
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2691 on: December 18, 2020, 05:47:13 am »

Giant worms which tunnel into the bedrooms of male dwarves and bite off their penises while they sleep.
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« Reply #2692 on: December 18, 2020, 06:18:03 am »

New marine vermin: Urechis unicinctus
If spotted by a dwarf, the dwarf will laugh so hard all sleeping creatures on the map experience noise equivalent to 50 tiles being mined at once and the dwarf risks death by suffocation if low endurance.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2693 on: December 18, 2020, 07:04:22 am »

Giant worms which tunnel into the bedrooms of male dwarves and bite off their penises while they sleep.
Since DF doesn't technically implement penises as direct targets, the worms repeatedly bite the lower bodies of male dwarves until they are gelded.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2694 on: December 18, 2020, 08:08:05 am »

Add !!Shapeshifting!! masters of darkness who unleash unspeakable :EVIL:
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« Reply #2695 on: December 18, 2020, 09:25:12 am »

Add !!Shapeshifting!! masters of darkness who unleash unspeakable :EVIL:
They should also be unkillable unless you use a one of a kind magic sword, and they should be able to teleport you into the future.
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« Reply #2696 on: December 18, 2020, 09:43:32 am »

Add !!Shapeshifting!! masters of darkness who unleash unspeakable :EVIL:
They should also be unkillable unless you use a one of a kind magic sword, and they should be able to teleport you into the future.
This can restart worldgen, you don't get a stop button, it stops at a random amount that can be anything between the starting point and 2^32-1 years.
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« Reply #2697 on: December 18, 2020, 11:46:41 am »

Add !!Shapeshifting!! masters of darkness who unleash unspeakable :EVIL:
They should also be unkillable unless you use a one of a kind magic sword, and they should be able to teleport you into the future.
This can restart worldgen, you don't get a stop button, it stops at a random amount that can be anything between the starting point and 2^32-1 years.

Well considering that magic will be based around spheres, I thank Tarn everyday for not giving DF a [TIME] sphere.
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« Reply #2698 on: December 19, 2020, 12:47:14 am »

Add !!Shapeshifting!! masters of darkness who unleash unspeakable :EVIL:
They should also be unkillable unless you use a one of a kind magic sword, and they should be able to teleport you into the future.
This can restart worldgen, you don't get a stop button, it stops at a random amount that can be anything between the starting point and 2^32-1 years.

Well considering that magic will be based around spheres, I thank Tarn everyday for not giving DF a [TIME] sphere.

Magic is based around spheres.  Literal spheres.  People wanting to cast magic must first fashion a physical sphere made out of a material related to the sphere from which the want to cast.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2699 on: December 19, 2020, 02:25:48 am »

An intensive search begins for the legendary courage-ite.

Meanwhile, family-mancers are seen butchering their own relatives for magical reagents
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