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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490123 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2790 on: January 06, 2021, 03:16:49 am »
Dwarves who want to end their own lives drink a random fluid until they swell up and burst.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2791 on: January 06, 2021, 04:22:50 am »
Quote from: JAL28 on January 05, 2021, 11:20:18 pm
Giant keas steal anything. ANYTHING.

This means workshops, buildings, animals and even dwarves.

If an animal/dwarf is stolen, it brings up the message “(creature) was whisked away by a giant kea!”

They can also steal happiness, as well as the entirety of goblin xmas.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2792 on: January 06, 2021, 05:28:48 am »
Quote from: Bumber on January 06, 2021, 04:22:50 am
Quote from: JAL28 on January 05, 2021, 11:20:18 pm
Giant keas steal anything. ANYTHING.

This means workshops, buildings, animals and even dwarves.

If an animal/dwarf is stolen, it brings up the message “(creature) was whisked away by a giant kea!”

They can also steal happiness, as well as the entirety of goblin xmas.
They can also steal the entire fort.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2793 on: January 07, 2021, 01:25:23 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on January 06, 2021, 05:28:48 am
Quote from: Bumber on January 06, 2021, 04:22:50 am
Quote from: JAL28 on January 05, 2021, 11:20:18 pm
Giant keas steal anything. ANYTHING.

This means workshops, buildings, animals and even dwarves.

If an animal/dwarf is stolen, it brings up the message “(creature) was whisked away by a giant kea!”

They can also steal happiness, as well as the entirety of goblin xmas.
They can also steal the entire fort.
They can dig into the raws and steal whole lines of code.
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We must prepare for the Vomitpocalypse.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2794 on: January 07, 2021, 08:53:54 am »
They can steal your Ghz
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2795 on: January 07, 2021, 09:06:08 am »
They can steal your computer. They can steal your wife. They can steal your soul.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2796 on: January 07, 2021, 09:08:18 am »
Those birds will peck your soul out
And throw away the key
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« Reply #2797 on: January 07, 2021, 05:25:52 pm »
They would steal a wagon.
They would steal a baby.
They would kill a militiadwarf, and steal his helmet.
They would go to the toilet in his helmet, then send it to his grieving widow, and then steal it again!
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Quote from: King Zultan on November 18, 2018, 04:24:36 am
We must prepare for the Vomitpocalypse.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2798 on: January 07, 2021, 07:16:48 pm »
They would steal the sherrif. (But they would not steal the deputy.)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2799 on: January 07, 2021, 07:25:27 pm »
You wouldn't download a car.
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« Reply #2800 on: January 07, 2021, 08:53:13 pm »
Histfigs (fortress citizens, Adventurers, npcs, etc.) should be able to kill people with kindness.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2801 on: January 08, 2021, 04:30:47 am »
Quote from: delphonso on January 07, 2021, 07:25:27 pm
You wouldn't download a car.
I did that once, it was terrible.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2802 on: January 08, 2021, 05:14:59 am »
Quote from: Bumber on January 07, 2021, 09:06:08 am
They can steal your computer. They can steal your wife. They can steal your soul.
They can steal your faith in humanity and in dwarfkind.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2803 on: January 08, 2021, 09:52:44 am »
Make dwarfven personality median of love 30.
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Does anybody know how to become an elephant man in adventure mode? I literally did all advanced world settings possible to increase chances.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2804 on: January 08, 2021, 09:58:26 am »
Make elfs see slavery as okay, if there are no repercussions and baby snatchers. They may decide to allow they're prisoners to have small huts in elven forest retreats.
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Does anybody know how to become an elephant man in adventure mode? I literally did all advanced world settings possible to increase chances.
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