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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490110 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3360 on: July 02, 2021, 03:39:49 am »
In order to prevent turtleing your fort, half of the population will reveal that they were goblin spies the entire time.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3361 on: July 03, 2021, 06:23:44 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on July 02, 2021, 03:39:49 am
In order to prevent turtleing your fort, half of the population will reveal that they were goblin spies the entire time.

The other half will reveal that they were elves all along.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3362 on: July 03, 2021, 10:48:34 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on July 03, 2021, 06:23:44 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on July 02, 2021, 03:39:49 am
In order to prevent turtleing your fort, half of the population will reveal that they were goblin spies the entire time.

The other half will reveal that they were elves all along.

Plot twist:

Dwarves don’t actually exist!
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3363 on: July 04, 2021, 01:07:01 am »
Necromancers always move at least with above average movement speed as they never get exert. As a temporarily solution in case of having to generate so much noise it just breaks stealth they all secretly receive legendary skill in ambusher.
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Does anybody know how to become an elephant man in adventure mode? I literally did all advanced world settings possible to increase chances.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3364 on: July 04, 2021, 01:16:35 am »
As a temporarily solution to justify minecarts being programmed to be creatures they should possess [CAN_SPEAK], be considered magical and have their right to citizenship.
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« Reply #3365 on: July 04, 2021, 02:41:31 am »
Boats should be implemented as amphibious mounts that can be ridden on.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
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« Reply #3366 on: July 04, 2021, 02:47:36 am »
All items in game should be reimplemented as creatures that have the [CAN_SPEAK] tag.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3367 on: July 04, 2021, 06:19:12 am »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on July 04, 2021, 02:41:31 am
Boats should be implemented as amphibious mounts that can be ridden on.

Wait, this isn't actually the worst temporarily solution. You have failed.
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« Reply #3368 on: July 04, 2021, 07:09:30 am »
Quote from: rico6822 on July 04, 2021, 01:16:35 am
As a temporarily solution to justify minecarts being programmed to be creatures they should possess [CAN_SPEAK], be considered magical and have their right to citizenship.
Their racial language files lead to them being named things like Thômas, Edwård, Gørdøn, Perçy, Hènry, Ōlīvēr etc. The noble that was the Dungeon Master is re-added as the Rotund Coordinator.
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« Reply #3369 on: July 04, 2021, 06:04:38 pm »
Quote from: Starver on July 04, 2021, 07:09:30 am
Quote from: rico6822 on July 04, 2021, 01:16:35 am
As a temporarily solution to justify minecarts being programmed to be creatures they should possess [CAN_SPEAK], be considered magical and have their right to citizenship.
Their racial language files lead to them being named things like Thômas, Edwård, Gørdøn, Perçy, Hènry, Ōlīvēr etc. The noble that was the Dungeon Master is re-added as the Rotund Coordinator.

Dwarves will frequently accuse minecarts of being fascist for no readily apparent reason.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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« Reply #3370 on: July 04, 2021, 10:00:11 pm »
Quote from: rico6822 on July 04, 2021, 06:19:12 am
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on July 04, 2021, 02:41:31 am
Boats should be implemented as amphibious mounts that can be ridden on.

Wait, this isn't actually the worst temporarily solution. You have failed.

You obviously haven’t heard about amphibious invader mounts drowning their riders…
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3371 on: July 04, 2021, 11:10:55 pm »
Boats can be murdered.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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« Reply #3372 on: July 05, 2021, 03:04:39 am »
Boats are also deathly afraid of elephants, but to defend themselves they can vomit magma onto things they perceive as threats.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3373 on: July 05, 2021, 03:15:16 am »
Catapults can be loaded with livestock.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3374 on: July 05, 2021, 06:39:41 am »
Quote from: Mobbstar on July 05, 2021, 03:15:16 am
Catapults can be loaded with livestock.
They already can, but only in the French version.
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