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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490113 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4455 on: May 21, 2022, 02:51:23 am »
But what about a killed by my own pants achievement?
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Mobbstar

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4456 on: May 21, 2022, 04:11:21 am »
Pikedwarf is currently a useless skill since its only weapon is too large for dwarves. To fix this, make all definitions of pike valid weapons.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4457 on: May 21, 2022, 05:49:48 pm »
Add a new skill, idler.

A legendary idler can do nothing extremely well.
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« Reply #4458 on: May 21, 2022, 05:54:47 pm »
Quote from: Mobbstar on May 21, 2022, 04:11:21 am
Pikedwarf is currently a useless skill since its only weapon is too large for dwarves. To fix this, make all definitions of pike valid weapons.
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Mobbstar

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4459 on: May 22, 2022, 02:17:26 am »
Quote from: Magmacube_tr on May 21, 2022, 05:49:48 pm
A legendary idler can do nothing extremely well.

As matter of fact, they are immortal because never take the time to die.
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Mr Crabman

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4460 on: May 22, 2022, 03:28:20 am »
Rename all "animal men" to the format "animal individuals".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4461 on: May 22, 2022, 04:37:03 pm »
Quote from: Mr Crabman on May 22, 2022, 03:28:20 am
Rename all "animal men" to the format "animal individuals".

And "dwarves" to "short individuals".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4462 on: May 23, 2022, 02:25:48 am »
Quote from: Magmacube_tr on May 22, 2022, 04:37:03 pm


And "dwarves" to "short individuals".

*Size challenged kings
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Mr Crabman

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4463 on: May 23, 2022, 02:29:10 am »
Demons to "mortally challenged"
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King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4464 on: May 23, 2022, 02:33:33 am »
In order to keep from offending anyone all creatures are renamed to Living being.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4465 on: May 23, 2022, 02:37:13 am »
Wow, just gonna casually engage in undead-erasure? And let's not forget non-living elementals like gabbro individuals or amethyst individuals...
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King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4466 on: May 23, 2022, 04:15:17 am »
Damn I can't believe I forgot about the undead and elemental beings like that guess I need to turn in my woke card and go commit Seppuku to brink honor back to my people.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mobbstar

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4467 on: May 23, 2022, 10:35:07 am »
Guys, stop calling them "creatures"!  It is very inconsiderate towards wagons.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4468 on: May 23, 2022, 10:52:54 am »
Quote from: Mobbstar on May 23, 2022, 10:35:07 am
Guys, stop calling them "creatures"!  It is very inconsiderate towards wagons.

Creatures? What about wizards, centaurs, griffons and chimeras? Pattern Screamer [DOES_NOT_EXISTS] community will not be erased!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4469 on: May 23, 2022, 11:46:33 am »
If you name a dwarf Randy Newman he will immediately start singing "Short People" in the tavern.

Despite having heavy levels of iron in their diet, dwarves lack a sense of irony, and it immediately starts a tantrum spiral.
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