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helmacon

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Re: Brute: SG
« Reply #345 on: November 27, 2019, 12:50:04 am »

If only we automatically rolled a 6 on brute strength checks

If only  :-\
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« Reply #346 on: November 27, 2019, 07:59:55 am »

Haha! Good joke. He’s a dead man.
We’ll conquer the Abyss later, ourself.

+1

This seems like a good time to just punch something until it dies. I'm assuming your plan is to kill the sorcerer and then capture the two demons?
Well of course. We need them for the purification stuff.
I wonder if we can capture all 3? Knock them all unconscious and carry them out. We killed everyone else already so it shouldn’t be an issue
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« Reply #347 on: November 27, 2019, 03:11:03 pm »



You began to laugh at the Sorcerer’s attempt to sway you. The Sorcerer’s anger visibly builds as you laugh at his offer until he slashed the air in front of him with a dark guttural word. Nearly black fire rushes toward you, you cut it in half with your sword. The two halves of fire part before you as you leap forward; the Sorcerer only has time to throw up a shield before you kick him. The force of your kick still flings him against the wall, where upon his shield shatters and he falls down dazed. 

You have no time to capitalize, as the axe demon swings in a perfect arc to take your head, and dark magical balls form around the floating demon. You react quickly, grabbing the axe, and spun, flinging the heavily armored demon into the mage. The magic detonated, sending both demon lords sprawling. The armored demon surged to his feet, howling defiance, until you give him two vicious haymakers with your fists, crushing his helmet and sending it staggering into the ground. The other demon lord moans within his robes, body broken from the collision and explosion from the armored giant.

A crackling is all the warning you hear as a bolt of green light flies narrowly above you after you duck. You whirl around to see 10, 20, 30 copies of the  sorcerer around you. All preparing some kind of spell or ritual.

A voice emanates from all of them, full of sinister maliace.

“You should rethink your choice, Rogg, before it’s too late!”

What do you do?
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Re: Brute: SG
« Reply #348 on: November 27, 2019, 03:56:56 pm »

Ahhahaha, I have the best shenanigan for this.
Grasp the armoured demon by its feet. Swing it in circles Asterix-style, clobbering the gathered sorcerer-clones with its head.
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« Reply #349 on: November 27, 2019, 04:13:51 pm »

Ahhahaha, I have the best shenanigan for this.
Grasp the armoured demon by its feet. Swing it in circles Asterix-style, clobbering the gathered sorcerer-clones with its head.
+1, par Toutatis ! Ils sont fous, ces sorciers !
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Re: Brute: SG
« Reply #350 on: November 27, 2019, 04:31:03 pm »

Ahhahaha, I have the best shenanigan for this.
Grasp the armoured demon by its feet. Swing it in circles Asterix-style, clobbering the gathered sorcerer-clones with its head.
+1, par Toutatis ! Ils sont fous, ces sorciers !
I don’t know what language that is, but yes, spinning is the best option here.
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« Reply #351 on: November 27, 2019, 05:24:17 pm »

It is French, and it is glorious.

+1, by Toutatis! These sorcerers are crazy!
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« Reply #352 on: November 27, 2019, 07:28:43 pm »

Ahhahaha, I have the best shenanigan for this.
Grasp the armoured demon by its feet. Swing it in circles Asterix-style, clobbering the gathered sorcerer-clones with its head.
+1, par Toutatis ! Ils sont fous, ces sorciers !
I don’t know what language that is, but yes, spinning is the best option here.
+1
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« Reply #353 on: November 27, 2019, 10:36:14 pm »

Ahhahaha, I have the best shenanigan for this.
Grasp the armoured demon by its feet. Swing it in circles Asterix-style, clobbering the gathered sorcerer-clones with its head.
+1, par Toutatis ! Ils sont fous, ces sorciers !
I don’t know what language that is, but yes, spinning is the best option here.
+1

(I have to say that I should have predicted this answer, but I didn’t and I love it! Enjoy your spin to win!)

A dozen chains lash out at your defiance. These were ritual forged steel, each link cooled in the living ichor of a summoned demon. These chains could still angels and demons easily, withstand a dragons fire, and even bind a minor deity for a time.

But you were the King of Man, and you bowed to no one.

The Sorcerer chuckled as the chains wrapped around your body. As you stood there, unbent beneath the chains, his triumph faded. You stared ahead unblinking, straining with all your might. The chains groaned and the sorcerer our clones prepared their spells.

One chained snapped, then another. With a roar of pure determination you broke the rest, the whirling chains striking down a few of the clones. You grab the battered giant demon, and begun to whirl him around the room, his armored body smashing aside and dissipating the clones.  Spells cast in hast were either deflected or absorbed by the demon lords body, until finally you sent the real Sorcerer flying into a wall. They scatter as they desperately try to avoid their spinning doom, but their is no escape or defense from your rotating onslaught.

You stride over while he is still in a daze and seize him. First you break his hands, and then you break his jaw.  He whimpers as you place manacles around his shattered wrists.

Shortly thereafter you drag the demon lords and the sorcerer out of the tower, bound in the chains they sought to enslave you with. You turn around and look upon the tower, still standing tall.

What do you do?
A. Tear it down. It is a stain upon this world you will not abide.
B. Leave it. One day you may reclaim and redeem it.
(Also you may choose to wear demonic plate that you have liberated of owners. It is probably not corrupted)
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Re: Brute: SG
« Reply #354 on: November 27, 2019, 11:05:12 pm »

B
No use tearing down a building that can be used
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« Reply #355 on: November 27, 2019, 11:14:43 pm »

A

Let's send a message.

Besides, seeing as we sap the strength of our surroundings, we can't really have a "home".
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« Reply #356 on: November 27, 2019, 11:38:47 pm »

I don’t mean for us, the tower can be used by others who come across it, as the demons have already been purged
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Re: Brute: SG
« Reply #357 on: November 28, 2019, 01:01:27 am »

B
No use tearing down a building that can be used
+1. And let’s have the wizard check the armor before we try wearing it.
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« Reply #358 on: November 28, 2019, 02:20:58 am »

+1

Changed vote.
« Last Edit: November 28, 2019, 04:15:12 am by King Zultan »
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« Reply #359 on: November 28, 2019, 02:24:21 am »

+1. And let’s have the wizard check the armor before we try wearing it.
+1 to checking the armor, but also +1 to A. Best not to leave a defensible (And very evil) position left standing where any old random bandit could decide to set himself up as a baron or whatever, hm?
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