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Author Topic: Untamed Virus Containment Thread:COVID-19: Lurking Omni-Flu Edition  (Read 423690 times)

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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #300 on: February 23, 2020, 05:11:38 pm »

FRENCH GUYANA THOUGH

MAPS DON'T LIE
That's just cases in France. Unless, of course, you count France as a South-American country, in which case fair enough.
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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #301 on: February 23, 2020, 11:43:50 pm »

MAPS DON'T LIE

Of course maps lie, it is their nature.  If a map didn't lie it would be co-extensive with and indistiguishible from the territory itself, and hence useless as a map.  (Mind you this leaves open criticism of just 'how' a given map lies.)

More map lies from wikipedia can be seen here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019%E2%80%9320_coronavirus_outbreak_by_country_and_territory - a couple of images which lie in different ways.  Right now I'm guessing Brazil being blue (and having blue dots) is a lie that will be corrected shortly...
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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #302 on: February 24, 2020, 08:13:34 am »

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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #303 on: February 24, 2020, 08:35:37 am »

Disinformation hinders progress in Coronavirus

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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #304 on: February 24, 2020, 08:45:56 am »

... curry, talking frogs and sage-like newborn babies.

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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #305 on: February 24, 2020, 09:06:53 am »

Disinformation hinders progress in Coronavirus

Wait, the cure for the Coronavirus is fake news? :P
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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #306 on: February 24, 2020, 09:10:14 am »

... curry, talking frogs and sage-like newborn babies.
I find it indicative of your pro-baby bias that you painted the frogs as merely talking, as opposed to the newborns' sagacity, despite voicing the exact same message as the babies. I always knew you for a frogophobe.
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« Reply #307 on: February 24, 2020, 09:12:07 am »

Disinformation hinders progress in Coronavirus

Wait, the cure for the Coronavirus is fake news? :P

Ever since Viruses learned democracy, it's been a neverending arms race of partisanship and mudslinging that has really polarized the microscopic world.
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« Reply #308 on: February 24, 2020, 10:14:08 am »

... I always knew you for a frogophobe.

Fear of frogs and toads is both a specific phobia, known simply as frog phobia or ranidaphobia (from ranidae, the most widespread family of frogs), and a superstition common to the folkways of many cultures. Psychiatric speciality literature uses the simple term "fear of frogs" rather than any specialized term.

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« Reply #309 on: February 24, 2020, 12:50:01 pm »

The Reuters journalist didn't catch the rumour that honeysuckle-and-forsythia potion can cure the disease. This rumour has been among the most prevalent ones.
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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #310 on: February 24, 2020, 01:09:50 pm »

forsythia
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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #311 on: February 24, 2020, 01:20:30 pm »

Forsythia is widely used in Chinese medicine. Very common component.
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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #312 on: February 24, 2020, 01:44:00 pm »

The Reuters journalist didn't catch the rumour that honeysuckle-and-forsythia potion can cure the disease. This rumour has been among the most prevalent ones.

Maybe it's not disinformation?
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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #313 on: February 24, 2020, 02:56:52 pm »

The Reuters journalist didn't catch the rumour that honeysuckle-and-forsythia potion can cure the disease. This rumour has been among the most prevalent ones.

Maybe it's not disinformation?
I heard that if you breathe in your own farts you develop immunity, but only while you keep smelling the fart.


Edit: FAKE NEWS. It´s not your own farts. It has to be the farts of someone who successfully recovered from the disease. It´s because of the colonic microbiota.
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Re: Untamed Virus Containment Thread: SARS-Cov-2: SARS Harder
« Reply #314 on: February 24, 2020, 06:24:29 pm »

I guarantee you you'd get someone to pay you for that if you tried to shill it. Maybe write a book, it might do well among alternative medicine circles.
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