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Author Topic: RAW travesties and Cyberbrains: Oh hey, this thread exists  (Read 252970 times)

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #165 on: January 21, 2010, 05:35:02 pm »

[WEAPON_MACY]
Everything's better at Macy's..  We're known as the quality weapon store...
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #166 on: January 21, 2010, 10:37:30 pm »

[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_TRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSTACHE_TEMPLATE:BRAINER]
ENORMOUSTACHE

Used car salesmen?
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #167 on: January 25, 2010, 08:33:39 am »

[WEAPON_ENT:ITEM_ARROW:COMMON] - I don't think ents would be keen on arrows.. or as arrows...

Not to mention the fact that what this entry proposes is physically impossible. And therefore dwarfy.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #168 on: February 13, 2010, 11:01:45 am »

The new raws look interesting, here's some new stuff run through the wringer.


[CREATURE_TEMPLATEGORY:HEAD] - What it uses after you get stomped.
[USE_SIDEBURNS:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD_POSIT] - No, sideburns go on the head.
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE:DWARF] -What happens when you don't stop the infection?
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[CREATURE:CAT]
   [NAME:sena cat:sena cat:sena cat]
   [INTELLIGENT] [MISCHIEVOUS] [FEMALE]
   [PREFSTRING:craziness]
   [SHOES:ITEM_SHOES_SHOES:UNCOMMON]
   [PERMITTED_JOB:MODDER]

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #169 on: February 14, 2010, 03:39:12 am »

[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_AXE_DWARVEN_2HANDED:8] [MATERIAL_SIZE:6]
[SKILL:SWORD_DWARVEN_2HAND] [SKILL:AXE] [ADJECTIVE:dwarven] [MATERIAL_SIZE:9]
[ITEM_WEAPON_AXE] [WEIGHT:80] [MINIMUM_SIZE:9] [TWO_HAND] [SKILL:SWORD_DWARVEN_HANDED:5]
[WEIGHT:

I wonder what a handed sword is?
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #170 on: February 14, 2010, 03:50:20 am »

No, it's a DWARVEN-HANDED sword. Meaning it can only be held by a dwarf's hand. Not necessarily still attached to a dwarf.

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #171 on: March 17, 2010, 11:40:35 am »

Just to keep the topic up:

[CON:BACKFLAG_CARD_FLIER] - I'm not sure what it is, but it sounds awesome.
[MELTING_POINTER] - What happens when you hook up one of those cheap laser pointers to a car battery.
[VALUE:2LUNG:20] - With the new butcher system incoming, it's only to be expected.
[ARMOR_SHIRT:GUTS] - Er... ouch.
[NOT_BULLER] - Whatever a buller is, that's not it.
[NAME:blues unknown bronze by it bear claw] - Some hardcore blues there...
[CONTYPE:HEAD_BLUDGEON] - At least it's a specially made head.
[ADJ:ironze/brainbow] - Brainbow...  too much mushrooms, methinks.

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #172 on: March 17, 2010, 12:28:19 pm »

Some of my Little Mod' stuff for upcoming new DF version raws got travested:

[BOILING_POINTS:ORGANS:HEAR] - Remember, ears are vulnerable!
[liMP_TEM_TOY_SIC_2PARTBODYGLOSS_METAL:IRONMENTACKFLAG_CAN_LITY:8850]
[ANVIRON_RANGER:3:0:1] - Sounds like kind of cyborg.
[NAME:AQUAMAGE:30] - Lol, Aquamage!
[CHILDINGER] - I don't wanna know.
[BOILING_POINTS:ORGANS:HEART:GUTS:THROAT:NECK:MAIN:5FINGED] - Oh, so not only ears?
[FANCE:kick:kickle:toy silvermarine]
[ATTACLES:MOUTH]
[CLUSTERABLEED:2500] - You bleed with clusters? Ouch...
[liKES_FIGHTING_POINTELLYROT]
[FANCE:kicks:shrusts with one of cold hits:blink with eye and slaps:1:1:2] - New fighting techniques...
[MELTING:odd, missharp claw:claws:1:4]
[BP:fiery in craftine:STONE:CRAFTS]
[CREATHE] - Seems you can make creature-making creatures now.
[RIGHTINGDESTROYERING_POINT:13168]
[trAPAVOID_JOINT:1]
[DAMBLOODTYPE:METAL:ARMANOID_DENSITY:ANY_LANDARD] - Moar cyborgs?
[DAMAGE:30] - So simple, so useful.
[DIFFICULTING_POINT:110]
[FIXED_TEN_LEARNED]
[MAXAGE_PERSONAL] - You die of old age when you want.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #173 on: March 17, 2010, 01:59:07 pm »

Orc entity files :o

[ETHIC:TORTURE:BLADER] ouch
[CULL_SYMBOL:ART_FACE:ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE] oh my god these orcs are horrible
[ETHIC:TOR] awesome
[WEAPON:PANTS] wrestlers can finally use their favorite weapons!
[ITEM_WEAPON_BOOTS:ITEM_PANTHER:10]
[PERMITTED_HELM:ITEM_TROLL_SYMBOL:ALL:NEGATORY] Trolling symbols, a capital offence.
[POPULATED_JOB:LYING] these guys are seriously evil :v

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[CHILDNAME:grizzly bear] ahahhaah
[CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER] THE CURIOUS GUZZLER
[VALURANT:GRAL:dwarven beer:6:0:1]
« Last Edit: March 17, 2010, 02:05:32 pm by Mapleleaf »
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #174 on: March 17, 2010, 02:42:15 pm »

Reading Brainbow!

Also, [CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER] is a real tag.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #175 on: March 17, 2010, 02:44:44 pm »

I'm lolling read these thigns... I'll have to create my own!
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Man, dwarves are such a**holes!

Even automatic genocide would be a better approach

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #176 on: March 17, 2010, 02:55:21 pm »

Here's a creature I constructed from the various mixed up tags...

[NAME:FIREIMMUNE_SALTWATE_FREQUIPS] - So ferocious it's all in caps! Beware the FIREIMMUNE_SALTWATE_FREQUIPS! I'll just call them Frequips for now, no need to be formal.

[BIOME:giant]  - Giant...giant what? Or do they just appear wherever things are giant?
[BODY:HUMANOID:250:1] - no wonder it's biome is giant!
[NOFEARS:5TOES:2EYES:MOUTH] - it has no fear of 5 toes, 2 eyes or a single mouth!
[ATTACK:SPINE:BRONT_SEEKINSECOND:BYTYPE:MOUTH] - ok, so it attacks by using it's spine to bront_seekinsecond your mouth?
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_CHASM]  :o oh god, you had best beware of frequips before they chasm you! It chasms you with it's SPINE!
[SWIM_SPEAK] - that's pretty awesome, it can talk underwater!
[LARGE_PRESTROYER:2] - oh man, it just gets worse and worse. Frequips can destroy your stuff before you even build it! They PRESTROY your fort!
[liKES_FIGHTFORE] - it likes to fight ahead, and why shouldn't it? It chasms you...with it's spine!
[STAND_TEMPERSONALITTER_NUMBER:5] Glad to know they have 5 STAND_TEMPERSONA's at a time
[MODVALUE:NOSE:BRAIN:2HEARNIVORE] - what the hell is a hearnivore? Is that someone who eats sound!?
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Man, dwarves are such a**holes!

Even automatic genocide would be a better approach

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #177 on: March 18, 2010, 05:54:21 pm »

This one makes so much sense! It's a kind of bridge troll!

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They detain the ents [ENT:ANY_DETAINING:ACCEPTABLE] to repair their bridge, [ENT_MODIFIER:3] which is the only thing they can live on due to [BIOME:ANY_AXE_BRIDGE], and [PERMITTED_JOB:BRIDGE].

They guard the bridge, alone, [MAX_POP_NUMBER:1], killing anyone who tries to use it. [ETHIC:KILLER] Indeed, they're so vile that any life-affirming farmers will automatically die just by setting foot on the bridge owned by this troll. [START_IMPROVEMENT_KILL_PLANTER]

While they can use hammers and clubs, [CAN_HAMMER][CAN_CLUB], they prefer to kick six times. (Over seven legs per individual?) [STANCE:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kicks:1:1:2:BLUDGEON] Their attack is wintry, [WEAPON:WINTER], causing people to wear their pants for warmth. [WEAPON:PANTER] Their traps, which they set lots of, are similar. [PANTS_SITE:TRIGGER:TRAPCOMMON]. If you prove resistant to pantings, they'll lay siege to you. [SIEGE_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE].
Their obsession with pants is primarily about modesty, which they use as a secondary, but very exciting, magical weapon.  [ATTACK:SECOND:BYTYPE:MODESTY:EXCITEMENT]

You can tell when the bridge you're coming up to is guarded, because the road will be missing chunks, which the great beast wears, [ARMOR_ROAD], with great delight. [ARMOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE].

Having panted, clubbed, hammered, or kicked you to death, they'll often keep your corpse for a rainy day, if you're human or halfling. [INSTRUMENT_HUMAN] [TOY_HALFLING]. With these, they make horrible fools of themselves, with great dedication. [ETHIC:ASSMAKER] Everyone else is ground for bread, even other bridge trolls. [RELIGION:MILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]

When they're not killing trespassers or playing with the remains, they make their livelihood in various bridge related ways. Primarily they fish, [PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] and gain magical power by ritually banishing some of their catch from the bridges territorial waters. [PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXILED]. Although they do not scruple at banishing other animals as well. [PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMALS:ACCEPTABLE]. Sometimes, if you stay well back from the bridge, they can be induced to trade, but their coin is bodyguards, living or dead. [CURRENCY_BODYGUARDS]
As surprising as it might seem in such a bizarre creature, they must learn to swim, and they learn with their brain. Not convinced they're bizarre? They swim with their mouth. [SWIMS_LEARMS:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]

And mouth-swim is only the beginning. They're pretty ugly. [SCOUTDOOR_FACE]. Yes, their faces look like postern gates. So ugly that natural selection has allowed them to remain juveniles for incredibly long times, to avoid the duties of maturity. [CHILD:150] During this time, they're less ugly. [CHILDNAME:baby calves] Lest you think it's just their face, their insulating fat appears to be heinous orc-bear hybrids. [LAYERING:evil bearorcs]

It is speculated that this is related to both their excitement at modesty, and the following...
[PANTS_TROLLABLE] means they're both pant-wearing trolls, and will troll/grief you with their pants, to, obviously, get you to wear pants.

Despite their vile natures and appearances, they will often take orphaned pony foals and baby horsamammoths into their home and nuture them, even if only for the milk, [HOME:pony foal:pony mammoth:woolly goat's milk:7:0:0:1] which they use in the arcane art of milkery. [USE_MILKERY] It is unknown what they use the milkery for, but their modesty attacks is one possibility.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #178 on: March 19, 2010, 09:14:27 pm »

After running the cat RAW through the generator a few times at different levels, I got this tag:

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #179 on: March 22, 2010, 10:00:56 pm »

Is there a thread for other travesties?
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