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[WillowLuman]

Dear Chief Medical Dwarf, please go tend to my last legendary miner, we need to continue digging out our fortress and the poor dwarf lost her leg fighting off a were lizard which killed the other legendary miner. You have a whole team who can deal with the wound, JUST GO DIAGNO- *Urist McDoctor has withdrawn from society*

Dear Urist Mclegendary Miner. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the one dwarf with diagnostic ability out of a fortress of 92 has decided now is the best time to ignore all current duties and work on a pet project of his. All the best in the next world, it can hardly be worse than leaking blood through the entire fortress while everyone watches.

*Urist Mclegendary Miner has died from loss of blood*

If she was mauled by a werelizard, just wait till the infection takes hold and she will regenerate that limb in a month.

[Meta The Golem]

i did tell them not to fish, but it was to late, they had already gotten at least 90 clams above surface, and no i am not joking when i say a bunch of clams ate my dwarves, they ate the dogs and the cats, so they ate the dwarves, did you known i also hate children and zombies?

[ThatAussieGuy]

To the Dwarves of Stafffilled;

Please stop going berserk because your clothes are rags.  We have plenty in the stockpiles, so go dress yourselves.  Just be thankful the suicide machines I'm testing on you aren't intended for this fortress.

Sincerely;  The Overlordseer

[clarithium]

Dear UristMcBaby,

I know you're upset. But you really don't need to throw a tantrum. See, there's a bunch of pissed off gobos on our doorstep, and frankly, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT IF YOUR FEEBLE MIND IS UNSATISFIED WITH LIFE IN THIS SHIT ASS FORTRESS. WE'RE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES HERE. GO PLAY WITH A CAT OR SOMETHING.

Actually, there's a nice room over there with lots of toys! Why don't you go play there. I have a present for you.

Sincerely,
Your Benefactor

[clarithium]

Dear Urist McTrader,

I know you need to satisfy your chronic alcoholism, I know you have to stuff your fat greedy face, BUT DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK, GO TO SLEEP, AND THEN ATTEND A PARTY AS WELL?! WHAT THE !@#$ MAN.

Sincer- .... fuck it. What's the point, we're going to die of thirst this winter BECAUSE OF YOUR FAT LAZY ALCOHOLIC ASS.

[Morpha]

Dear Chief Medical Dwarf, please go tend to my last legendary miner, we need to continue digging out our fortress and the poor dwarf lost her leg fighting off a were lizard which killed the other legendary miner. You have a whole team who can deal with the wound, JUST GO DIAGNO- *Urist McDoctor has withdrawn from society*

Dear Urist Mclegendary Miner. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the one dwarf with diagnostic ability out of a fortress of 92 has decided now is the best time to ignore all current duties and work on a pet project of his. All the best in the next world, it can hardly be worse than leaking blood through the entire fortress while everyone watches.

*Urist Mclegendary Miner has died from loss of blood*

If she was mauled by a werelizard, just wait till the infection takes hold and she will regenerate that limb in a month.

Nope, she literally died of loss of blood =(

[Garath]

Dear Urist McTrader,

I know you need to satisfy your chronic alcoholism, I know you have to stuff your fat greedy face, BUT DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK, GO TO SLEEP, AND THEN ATTEND A PARTY AS WELL?! WHAT THE !@#$ MAN.

Sincer- .... fuck it. What's the point, we're going to die of thirst this winter BECAUSE OF YOUR FAT LAZY ALCOHOLIC ASS.

(b) = anyone may trade

[Lord Allagon]

I therefore wish rectal cancer on your senior management.

Sigged.

[Meta The Golem]

some one please drag the dwarven child inside before he gets sick from the ooze, we dont want a child to be puking everywhere

[WillowLuman]

Dear Polar Bear

I'M SORRY! STOP CHASING ME NOW PLEASE!

signed, Adventurer

[Eric Blank]

Dear Polar Bear

I'M SORRY! STOP CHASING ME NOW PLEASE!

signed, Adventurer

Sounds like deebus hasn't long to live...

[WillowLuman]

Dear Polar Bear

I'M SORRY! STOP CHASING ME NOW PLEASE!

signed, Adventurer

Sounds like deebus hasn't long to live...

Deebus is a pretty lucky person, though, all things considered.

[empfan]

Dear Dwarves,

Move that goddamn piece of stone sitting there, its not different in any way, yet you ignore it exists.  Its messing with the dining room.  If you don't move it, I will flood this entire damn fort from an OCD based rage.

From,
Me

From the records before the flood of Angelbeguiled

[WillowLuman]

Dear Dwarves,

Move that goddamn piece of stone sitting there, its not different in any way, yet you ignore it exists.  Its messing with the dining room.  If you don't move it, I will flood this entire damn fort from an OCD based rage.

From,
Me

From the records before the flood of Angelbeguiled

Is it in a doorway or under a piece of furniture? You'll have to deconstruct it before the stone can be reached. Alternately, you can (d)esignate (b)uilding and item properties and (h)ide unwanted stone. Or you can (k) select it and scroll (-) through the list of items then (h)ide it.

[empfan]

Dear Dwarves,

Move that goddamn piece of stone sitting there, its not different in any way, yet you ignore it exists.  Its messing with the dining room.  If you don't move it, I will flood this entire damn fort from an OCD based rage.

From,
Me

From the records before the flood of Angelbeguiled

Is it in a doorway or under a piece of furniture? You'll have to deconstruct it before the stone can be reached. Alternately, you can (d)esignate (b)uilding and item properties and (h)ide unwanted stone. Or you can (k) select it and scroll (-) through the list of items then (h)ide it.

It was between a table and a lever, sort of like this

xox
xsx
xtx

o=lever
s=stone
t=table
x=smoothed floor