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Author Topic: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?  (Read 32220 times)

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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #240 on: September 17, 2010, 11:15:12 pm »
...and the world record for fastest recorded human is about 25 MPH, if memory serves. So you are screwed either way. Well, unless you brought a gun.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #241 on: September 17, 2010, 11:16:26 pm »
Meh, with MaximumHero, he'd just let the kodiak bear gnaw on him until it's gums start bleeding, and then he'd hit it with shark-chuks.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #242 on: September 17, 2010, 11:18:39 pm »
Usain Bolt ran the 2009 World final in 9.58 seconds. His top speed was 27.45 mph or 44.172 km/h.

Quote from: Tack on September 17, 2010, 11:16:26 pm
Meh, with MaximumHero, he'd just let the kodiak bear gnaw on him until it's gums start bleeding, and then he'd hit it with shark-chuks.
LOL! Nice.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #243 on: September 17, 2010, 11:21:55 pm »
Fastest is 27.5 mph, actually. Also, I meant that I could outrun it if I spotted it from over 100 meters away, in which case I could outlast it, due to their inability to keep up 30 mph for more than a couple hundred meters, whereas I can keep up 10 mph for hours.

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unless you brought a gun.
Of course, I always bring two with me. They just remind me of noodles.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #244 on: September 17, 2010, 11:41:06 pm »
Alright, lets do this.

Aquizzar & Nikov:Deserted jungle island.

A plane swoops over the island, and suddenly crashes in the water!

What happens next?
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #245 on: September 17, 2010, 11:43:12 pm »
They get the black box from the rear of the plane, as well as the secondary emergency supplies case from behind the pilot's seat?

But yeah, that theory goes to hell as soon as you mention 'Aqizzar & Nikov'

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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #246 on: September 17, 2010, 11:43:51 pm »
Obviously Nikov will shoot the trespassers for crossing into his island without going through the immigration process, while Aqizzar will preach at them and Nikov like a liberal bleading heart as he also shoots the tresspassers for crossing into his island.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #247 on: September 18, 2010, 12:14:19 am »
Is this going to be like Lost?
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #248 on: September 18, 2010, 12:28:22 am »
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #249 on: September 18, 2010, 12:30:02 am »
Now is where you heroically put on the postal hat change to the 'U' avatar.
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #250 on: September 18, 2010, 12:39:04 am »
I RISE AGAIN
AS THE U WHO SEEKS HIS GLORY
WHO HERE CHALLENGES ME?
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #251 on: September 18, 2010, 12:40:37 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on September 18, 2010, 12:39:04 am
I RISE AGAIN
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WHO HERE CHALLENGES ME?

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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #252 on: September 18, 2010, 12:50:16 am »
maybe we could kill the kodiak bear simply by waddling along the scorching hot beach as fast as we could and hoping it would get heat stroke and maybe die
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #253 on: September 18, 2010, 12:50:26 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on September 18, 2010, 12:39:04 am
I RISE AGAIN
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WHO HERE CHALLENGES ME?

Back in the saddle again.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #254 on: September 18, 2010, 12:52:36 am »
Fell off the wagun.

And made me make a terrible pun, you dick.
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