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Socialist

16 (32%)

Green

8 (16%)

Peace and Freedom

2 (4%)

Democratic

1 (2%)

Transhumanist

11 (22%)

Libertarian

8 (16%)

Republican

2 (4%)

Constitution

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 49

[Zrk2]

I dunno shit about pokemon, but the last time I did a shitty internet IQ test I got like 126.

[Graknorke]

Thanks for spotting that. Sorry I misunderstood you when you were trying to do the right thing.

ill batter ur ed in, i sware on me mum

Spoiler: COLOURS (click to show/hide)

Your Existing Situation

"Is lazy when it comes to further himself or his career and lacks the ambition to change things. Does not like to put to much effort into things, except sexual activity. He would rather feel comfort and security, than success."
Your Stress Sources

"His normal flexible and stubborn attitude has become weakened because he feels overworked, tired and as if he is stuck in a rut. The situation seems helpless and is causing him to physically feel the strain, he is searching for a solution but he is unable to make a decision on how to go about making the changes."
Your Restrained Characteristics

"Emotionally withdrawn, feels forced to make compromises which makes emotional attachments difficult."

His confidence is low but he is unable to admit that is the reason for his avoidance of conflict. Feels it is a situation out of his control and he is making the best of it.

"Insists his hopes and ideas are realistic and achievable, but needs encouragement and support. His self-centeredness can cause him to take things too personally."

Your Desired Objective

"Is driven toward things that appeal to the senses, are rich, intense, and luxurious."
Your Actual Problem

"Feeling tension and stress brought on by situations which are out of his control, leaves him feeling helpless, anxious, and in adequate. He tries to escape into a stable, secure environment where he can relax and recover and not have any extra pressures put on him."
Your Actual Problem #2

Fear of being prevented from achieving the things he wants increases the need for security and freedom of conflict. Looking for stability and a relaxing environment.
- See more at: http://colorquiz.com/results.php?code=m,4,3,6,5,1,2,0,7,4,6,3,5,4,1,7,2,0,5&p=full#sthash.MxMi78AQ.dpuf

If it weren't for the fact I'm pretty sure this applies to every human being I would be feeling humbled.
EDIT: Just noticed "flexible and stubborn". Kek.

[Tawa]

Spoiler: Pokémon Quiz (click to show/hide)

137 Porygon

Porygon are children of the technological revolution and they move freely through cyberspace; they do not relate well to the natural world.

YES

I AM A ROBOT

[Helgoland]

WE ARE THE ROBOTS

[Itnetlolor]

133 Eevee

Eevee have little in the way of characteristic quirks, but are usually loyal and affectionate and are able to adapt to whatever situation they find themselves in.

Don't know crap about Pokemon (Besides my limited play of SSB, and TPP), but I'll take it.

[Tawa]

What did the Trans-Pacific Partnership treaty teach you about Pokémon?

[Reudh]

133 Eevee

Eevee have little in the way of characteristic quirks, but are usually loyal and affectionate and are able to adapt to whatever situation they find themselves in.

Don't know crap about Pokemon (Besides my limited play of SSB, and TPP), but I'll take it.

Also their genome is ridiculously unstable, which is why they can "adapt to whatever situation". Hence the high number of eeveelutions - water dwelling, fire using, electricity using, nocturnal dark thing, dawn/crepuscular psychic thing, foresty sorta thing, icy sorta thing, and annoying cutesy French fairy thing.

[Sirus]

016 Pidgey

Pidgey are very docile and nondescript. They are usually easy to be around, but if panicked can lash out at those close to them.

...yep

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

019 Rattata

Rattata live a fast paced life-

Nope.

[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler: Colour Test Results (click to show/hide)

Your Existing Situation

"Is not making any progress, but unwilling to put any further effort into the situation. Seeking more comfortable conditions where very little is required of him."
Your Stress Sources

"Delights in the finer things in life and things that appeal to the senses, but can be critical. Is careful and cautious and must believe he is not being manipulated or tricked. Keeps his emotions in check and is always analyzing his relationships in order to know exactly where he stands at all times. Demands complete honesty as a protection against his naturally trusting nature."
Your Restrained Characteristics

Open and emotionally involved in relationships and easily finds satisfaction through sexual activity.

Has strong emotional demands and is picky when it comes to choosing a partner. He chooses to remain emotionally distant and uninvolved in relationships.

Current situations force him into compromise and placing his own hopes and desires on hold for the time being.

"Is emotionally demanding, especially during intimate moments, which leaves him feeling frustrated because he is unable to find a perfect union."

Current situations force him into compromise and placing his own hopes and desires on hold for the time being.

Your Desired Objective

Willing to put aside his own ambitions and goals in order to gain the comfort and security he craves and live a low-key life.
Your Actual Problem

"Wishes he was more spontaneous and impulsive, but holds back because he needs things to be in order, rational, and clearly defined."

Fairly accurate, too. Huh.

[Baffler]

I'm not so sure about this that there color quiz. I don't mean that it's just bullshit, I mean that it's eerily prescient. Like, to the point that I feel like I should attempt to burn it for witchcraft. Or maybe it's just really good at making the sorts of general "this applies to everyone but sounds quite personal" statements these sorts of things are known for. Who can say?

here it is for people in the future reading the thread and not wanting to search.

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your Existing Situation

"Organized and detail-oriented, he has a very precise and methodical manner. He needs relationships which offer him understanding, respect, and approval."
Your Stress Sources

"Unfulfilled hopes have left him feeling uncertain and even a little fearful about the future. Needs to feel secure and avoid further disappointment; fears he will be looked over, lose his position, or lose respect. Has little hope that things will get better in time and his negative attitude leads him to place impossible demands on others or to compromise or bargain."
Your Restrained Characteristics

Current events leave him feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation.

Is bothered when his needs and desires are misunderstood and he feels there is no one to turn to or rely on. His self-centered attitude can cause him to be easily offended.

Is bothered when his needs and desires are misunderstood and he feels there is no one to turn to or rely on. His self-centered attitude can cause him to be easily offended.

Is satisfied and finds contentment through sexual activity.

Current events leave him feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation.

Your Desired Objective

"Looking to make a good impression and be recognized for his achievements. He has a strong need to feel appreciated and look up to. He is very sensitive and will be hurt if he is rejected, unnoticed, or not given adequate acknowledgement."
Your Actual Problem

"Has been disappointed and let down, believes it is pointless to come up with new goals as they will most likely disappoint as well. Needs to be recognized and respected, but is worried about the future. Reacts by avoiding situations where he will be criticizes or others will attempt to influence him. Tries to take charge of the situation by controlling the details and strengthen his position. "

Meh. Sorta right, but a lot of the responses I've seen in other peoples' seem to confirm that a lot of it is intentionally vague and broad.

[Wimopy]

Definitely the "applies to anyone" kind of sentences in it. Quite well chosen, actually, but I read a few results from others and could definitely apply them to myself as well.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your Existing Situation

"Is strong willed and unwilling to take advice from others; however, finds himself currently in a dangerous situation which finding a solution should be top priority."
Your Stress Sources

"Unhappy in his current situation or relationship, but is unwilling to change things due to his need for acceptance and belonging. Refuses to be seen as weak and although he is resistant to give too much to the relationship, he stays committed in order to feel the attachment. The situation depresses and irritates him, causing restlessness and impatience. He is seeking some sort of escape from the situation either physically or mentally, which affects his ability to concentrate."
Your Restrained Characteristics

"His desire to avoid open conflict and tension forces him to put his desires on hold, even though he is feeling restrained and uneasy."

"Current situation makes him feel unable to prove himself, but tries to make the best of things."

Conceited and is easily insulted. Holds back emotionally but is able to find satisfaction through sexual activity.

Your Desired Objective

"Makes spontaneous, irrational, and sudden decisions in order to escape his current problems and difficulties."
Your Actual Problem

"Feeling anxious and restless frustration toward current situation or unfulfilled emotional requirements are causing stress. He feels misunderstood, used, and anxious. He strives to search for new relationships or environment, in the hope they may offer him happiness and peace of mind."

[SupremeSandwich]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your Existing Situation

"Outgoing but unpredictable and unstable. Likes things to go his way, otherwise he becomes agitated, indecisive, and fake in his activities."
Your Stress Sources

"Feels as if he is in an impossible situation, he has lost the trust and respect of others and feels he is being treated unfairly and with no consideration whatsoever. He feels unappreciated which is bruising his self-esteem, but feels helpless to do anything about it. Feels misunderstood and alone, as if no one is willing to help him with the problems he faces. He needs constant attention and encouragement, but he is getting neither of those things and it is bringing him down. He needs to escape the situation, but feels helpless to do anything or make a decision toward a solution."
Your Restrained Characteristics

Open and emotionally involved in relationships and easily finds satisfaction through sexual activity.

"Feels he is not receiving his fair share and is unable to rely on anyone for support or sympathy. He keeps his emotions bottled up, leaving him quick to take offense to small things. He tries to make the best of his situation."

Open and emotionally involved in relationships and easily finds satisfaction through sexual activity.

Feels as if too many walls and obstacles are standing in his way and that he is being forced to make compromises. He needs to put his own needs on hold for the time being.

Your Desired Objective

"Has a strong desire to contribute and influence others, but it can make him restless. He is driven by his desires and hopes. Enjoys a wide range of activities, but he may spread himself to thin taking on too much."
Your Actual Problem

Harshly critical of the existing situation which he believes is disorganized and unclear. Seeking some sort of solution which will make the situation more clear and with some sort of organization.
Your Actual Problem #2

"Feeling tension and stress brought on by situations which are out of his control, leaves him feeling helpless, anxious, and in adequate. In order to build his self-esteem back up, he looks to others for recognition, respect, and encouragement. This can be a problem since he tends to blame others for his shortcomings. Searching for solutions that are geared toward his needs and self-consciousness."

It's actually scary how accurate that is

[SirQuiamus]

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Now I understand why Cinder changed that username. :p