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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 648119 times)

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7875 on: July 18, 2016, 12:11:12 am »
Hit an elf with it.
Wwud if his king was cacame awemendinite?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7876 on: July 18, 2016, 07:15:02 pm »
"HOW DARE YOU MISSPELL THE NAME OF THE GREAT KING!"


wwud if the great king told him to jump off a clif.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7877 on: July 18, 2016, 07:28:13 pm »
Search for a guy named Clif fruitlessly, finally dying of old age a hundred years later (he was only 53 at the time you see)

Wwud if he met a stranger in the woods who promised him a kings ransom if he would only follow?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7878 on: July 19, 2016, 03:58:25 am »
Kill him and take his money.
Wwud in battlefailed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7879 on: July 19, 2016, 07:52:38 am »
Quickscope for shit with his artifact slade crossbow.

WWUD if he couldn't quickscope for shit?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7880 on: July 19, 2016, 08:41:09 am »
360 no - scope several times.
Wwud if his crossbow was made of sock leather?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7881 on: July 19, 2016, 11:04:03 am »
At that point he's probably made out of cheese bones so he doesn't really care.

Wwud if everyone thought she was a little crazy?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7882 on: July 19, 2016, 02:24:59 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 19, 2016, 11:04:03 am
At that point he's probably made out of cheese bones so he doesn't really care.

Wwud if everyone thought she was a little crazy?
Be happy that everyone knows she's a dwarf
WWUD if she had a pet dragon?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7883 on: July 19, 2016, 03:16:21 pm »
Call it fluffy the destroyer of worlds.
Wwud if fluffy destroyed the world, and then came back to snuggle harmlessly beside Urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7884 on: July 19, 2016, 03:28:28 pm »
Urist wonders why the world is missing, unless the booze Wasn't destroyed with the world.
WWUD if fluffy actually had fur?
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Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7885 on: July 19, 2016, 05:24:41 pm »
Call it furry, duh.

WWUD in a marching band?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7886 on: July 19, 2016, 06:25:00 pm »
Undulate Rhythmically.

WWUD in a rock band?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7887 on: July 19, 2016, 06:41:21 pm »
The rock strikes Urist in the head, bruising it!

Urist has been knocked unconscious.

The audience has left, unhappy.

WWUD In a metal band?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7888 on: July 19, 2016, 08:38:53 pm »
The flying +steel ingot+  strikes Urist in the head, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The audience has fainted.
The band has crumbled to its end.

WWUD in a jazz band?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7889 on: July 20, 2016, 04:50:34 am »
Do a tapdance.
Wwud in ireland?
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