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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649520 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #135 on: May 03, 2011, 01:27:39 pm »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #136 on: May 03, 2011, 04:10:15 pm »
Quote from: PCpaste on May 03, 2011, 07:43:42 am
Urist would demand ungodly ammounts of doors be made, and thus driving the price of doors down to cheaper then a box of name-brand cerial.

What would Urist do if he discovered the secret of how the stonecrafters create the Tardus-like pots?

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What would Urist do if he discovered how to use fire without killing himself and everyone in the area?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #137 on: May 03, 2011, 08:53:27 pm »
Start deadly brush fires and make timed booze bombs. Also adpot many !!Cat!!s

What Would Urist Do if Armok appeared to him one day and commented on the booze?
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #138 on: May 03, 2011, 10:53:35 pm »
Urist would acknowledge Armok's displeasure with his lower-quality mortal ale, and beg for the knowledge of Armok himself's Nectar.

What would Urist do if suddenly he stumbled upon the hidden knowledge of operating stone instruments and how to play music?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #139 on: May 04, 2011, 02:54:53 am »
He'd go into fell mood and skin his friends to make a harmonica for his wife.
(EDIT: sorry, I don't play DF much anymore)

What would Urist do if he met a chained ogre in the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #140 on: May 04, 2011, 07:15:55 am »
Quote from: Asmageddon on May 04, 2011, 02:54:53 am
He'd go into fey mood and skin his friends to make a harmonica for his wife.

That's actually a Fell mood.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #141 on: May 04, 2011, 08:08:49 am »
Quote from: Asmageddon on May 04, 2011, 02:54:53 am
What would Urist do if he met a chained ogre in the fortress?
Cancel his job and flee in panic. Right at the ogre.

What would Urist do if he decided to become an adventurer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #142 on: May 04, 2011, 08:14:15 am »
Get mauled by the nearest tiger.


WWUD if he was a ghost?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #143 on: May 04, 2011, 08:36:23 am »
Fly around the fort and start a party near a masterwork gold statue

What would Urist do if he violated a mandate and was thrown into jail?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #144 on: May 04, 2011, 08:53:32 am »
He would be the only one to survive the goblin invasion that comes almost immediatley after.

What would Urist do if he was tall?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #145 on: May 04, 2011, 09:29:41 am »
Quote from: PCpaste on May 04, 2011, 08:53:32 am
What would Urist do if he was tall?

hit his head on the ceiling constantly because he cant kneel.
WWUD if he died of old age.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #146 on: May 04, 2011, 10:13:05 am »
Quote from: Ahrimahn on May 04, 2011, 09:29:41 am
hit his head on the ceiling constantly because he cant kneel.

WWUD if he died of old age.

Dwarves never die of old age - they are far too stupid to live that long.

WWUD if he fell into a pond?
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I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
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I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #147 on: May 04, 2011, 10:17:15 am »
Quote from: ledgekindred on May 04, 2011, 10:13:05 am
Quote from: Ahrimahn on May 04, 2011, 09:29:41 am
hit his head on the ceiling constantly because he cant kneel.

WWUD if he died of old age.

Dwarves never die of old age - they are far too stupid to live that long.

WWUD if he fell into a pond?
Dwarves never fall they just make poor decisions on where to dodge.

WWUD if he found out that the king of dwarves was a kobold.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #148 on: May 04, 2011, 04:29:05 pm »
He'd become a professional thief and began a crime spree in the name of the king.

WWUD if he learned the secrets of the Elvish Druids?
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #149 on: May 04, 2011, 11:57:02 pm »
Guzzle their booze, cut down their grove, set fire to their prickle berries, strip them naked and kick them down a mineshaft. Then promptly forget their secrets.

What would Urist do if life gave him LEMONS?
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quib·ble
1. To evade the truth or importance of an issue by raising trivial distinctions and objections.
2. To find fault or criticize for petty reasons; cavil.
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