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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 677729 times)

Angel Of Death

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #285 on: May 15, 2011, 05:24:49 am »
Show them my orbital magma station that can attack anything from anywhere.

WWUD if he made a noble bone bracelet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #286 on: May 15, 2011, 05:41:40 am »
All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of whining. It menaces with spikes of annoying.

WWUD if he created an artifact that didn't have spikes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #287 on: May 15, 2011, 05:46:59 am »
This is Boozebarrel. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality, on the item is image of Boozebarrel engraved in booze.

WWUD if he found that evil elves live in 3rd cavern layer and plan to destroy the world using magma and !!Science!! ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #288 on: May 15, 2011, 05:49:04 am »
Destroy them using magma and !!SCIENCE!!

WWUD if he was a new zombie? *not the turning into dust when you touch them zombie, the new planned ones*
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #289 on: May 15, 2011, 06:17:32 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 15, 2011, 05:49:04 am
Destroy them using magma and !!SCIENCE!!

WWUD if he was a new zombie? *not the turning into dust when you touch them zombie, the new planned ones*
Nothing--they don't exist yet. (I love running gags.)

What will Urist do if he was one of the new zombies, in the future when the new zombies are implemented?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #290 on: May 15, 2011, 06:30:11 am »
Terrorize dwarfs until they all die from stupidity. AKA running into repeating spike traps.


WWUD if he was a good noble?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #291 on: May 15, 2011, 10:26:49 am »
Somehow still end up in a bridge catapult.

He's probably being launched along with a cage full of kittens - y'know, as mid-flight snacks.

What would Urist do if it suddenly started raining kitten giblets?
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Quote from: highmax28 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:59 pm
Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #292 on: May 15, 2011, 10:34:10 am »
RAINING KITTEN GIBLEEETS! FROM A CATERATED SKY!!!

Alright, back on topic.

He would enjoy a tasty meal

WWUD if he created the electric guitar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #293 on: May 15, 2011, 10:58:12 am »
Heavy Metal.

Alternate answer: Invent Magma Rock.

WWUD if presented with a choice between a tun of sunshine and an adamantine fiber left sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #294 on: May 15, 2011, 11:03:26 am »
Quote from: Tenth Speed Writer on May 15, 2011, 10:58:12 am
WWUD if presented with a choice between a tun of sunshine and an adamantine fiber left sock?

He'd take the sunshine. Like a shot.

Interestingly, you didn't misspell it there; a tun is a unit of measurement equivalent to 252 US gallons - or 954 litres if you're fancy and British (like me... sorta)

What would Urist do when his tun of sunshin runs out?
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Quote from: highmax28 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:59 pm
Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #295 on: May 15, 2011, 11:26:32 am »
Throw a tantrum, and make sure nobody else can have any booze either.

What would Urist do if he found out that all the magma cooled?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #296 on: May 15, 2011, 11:35:20 am »
Freeze, shocked so hard that his eyeballs, hair and skin would all get sucked into the skull and turn into stone.
Then, nobody would dare come close in instinctual fear of discovering that secret.
Armok would commit suicide in shame for this fundamental flaw in physics.
Even the elves would grow beards in dismay.
Forgotten Beasts would speak human language.
And the world would turn upside down.

EDIT: fixed typo
WWUD if she suddenly started having periods?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #297 on: May 15, 2011, 11:45:32 am »
Be stitched to pieces by the doctors. Periods aren't put in, yet.

WWUD if he met Toady?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #298 on: May 15, 2011, 12:09:56 pm »
Ask him why Elves are how they are.
Ask him why the Mountain Homes must have their cloaking feilds on at all times.
Ask him why the goblin universe has to always have a gateway directly into the fortress grounds.
Ask him why Urist #88502 needs raw crystal glass for his million dollar necklace.

It would go on for days.

What would Urist do if he found out how you make crystal glass?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #299 on: May 16, 2011, 04:59:48 am »
Crystal glass? Meh.
Urist could use it to fill that noble's mandate, but there isn't a fortress guard. And he doesn't like nobles.
Urist could use it to make crafts, but it only works as well as silver and iron. And the fort can already buy out all the caravans.
Urist could use it to make magma safe screw pumps, but green glass is easier and available in infinite quantities.
Urist could make raw crystal glass for that moody dwarf, but the caravan brings some every year. And he has a grudge with that dwarf.
Urist could use it to make flasks. See-through flasks are kinda cool. Clear glass works too.
Urist could use it to make windows and such if there was no sand, but caravans bring sand now.
Urist could try to sell it to the elves to make them angry. Freshly cut trees work better. Especially if they still have leaves.
Urist would go get drunk(er) and forget about the whole thing.

WWUD if he died and came back as a sadistic ghost?
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