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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #390 on: June 13, 2011, 09:26:23 pm »
Kill them.

WWUD if his entire embark had no metals whatsoever?
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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

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Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #391 on: June 13, 2011, 09:33:49 pm »
harvest goblinite

WWUD if there was no goblinite
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Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #392 on: June 13, 2011, 10:42:48 pm »
Dig for obsidian!

WWUD if he couldn't find obsidian?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #393 on: June 13, 2011, 10:47:21 pm »
Make some of his own.

WWUD do if he didn't have magma to do this?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #394 on: June 13, 2011, 10:51:48 pm »
light elves on fire instead

WWUD if there was no way to light fires
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #395 on: June 14, 2011, 01:05:57 am »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on June 13, 2011, 10:51:48 pm
light elves on fire instead

WWUD if there was no way to light fires

Start one accidentally from the friction of his beard moving as he thinks on how to start a fire.

What would Urist do with a glass warhammer?
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #396 on: June 14, 2011, 01:39:18 am »
Kill lots of goblins, become a legendary warrior, and give the weapon a name. Then, when the overseer upgrades to a version with equipment damage, break it while sparring.

What would Urist do if he and six other dorfs embarked on top of a dragon's lair?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #397 on: June 14, 2011, 06:38:36 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on June 14, 2011, 01:39:18 am
Kill lots of goblins, become a legendary warrior, and give the weapon a name. Then, when the overseer upgrades to a version with equipment damage, break it while sparring.

What would Urist do if he and six other dorfs embarked on top of a dragon's lair?
Go grab the -=*$Golden Cup$*=- next to the dragon.
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ArKFallen

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #398 on: June 14, 2011, 08:23:31 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on June 14, 2011, 01:39:18 am
Kill lots of goblins, become a legendary warrior, and give the weapon a name. Then, when the overseer upgrades to a version with equipment damage, break it while sparring.
What would Urist do if he and six other dorfs embarked on top of a dragon's lair?
Gain fire immunity from the dragon's breath?
What Would Urist do if he and six other dorfs embarked on top of a dragon's lair and (Urist) was fire immune?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #399 on: June 14, 2011, 09:17:03 am »
After Urist's friends had been burned to death, he would throw a tantrum and proceed to beat the dragon to death with his best friend's left ‼sock‼, then become ecstatic from having enjoyed slaughter, and then die of thirst because all of the booze exploded from dragonfire.

WWUD if he was the only dorf left after previously said events ‼Fun‼, and the booze survived the dragonfire.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #400 on: June 14, 2011, 09:20:30 am »
He'd have a nice celebration, eating cat spleens and drinking some beer.

WWUD if he had until Obsidian to live, and it was Granite?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #401 on: June 14, 2011, 09:25:29 am »
He'd tame and ride that bad boy.

What would Urist and his pet dragon do?
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Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
Check out my RtD!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #402 on: June 14, 2011, 09:42:56 am »
GEt fried in dragon fire when the dragon spots a goblin thief

What would Urist do if he was zombified?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #403 on: June 14, 2011, 10:11:35 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on June 14, 2011, 09:20:30 am
He'd have a nice celebration, eating cat spleens and drinking some beer.
WWUD if he had until Obsidian to live, and it was Granite?
He'd make a foolish mistake on the cistern and drown in Felsite.

Quote from: UltraValican on June 14, 2011, 09:42:56 am
GEt fried in dragon fire when the dragon spots a goblin thief
What would Urist do if he was zombified?
Kill his loved ones and chew on a goat.

WWUD if he was a legendary surgeon?
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #404 on: June 14, 2011, 10:28:30 am »
Perform open heart surgery on elves.

What would Urist drink if there was no Booze or water?
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