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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 677695 times)

Oliolli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #405 on: June 14, 2011, 10:39:06 am »

Blood, vomit or, if those are unavailable, milk.

WWUD if he got into a mood and claimed a still?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #406 on: June 14, 2011, 10:40:43 am »

Brew up a stack of 500 artifact booze that's so delicious you can never get tired of it.

WWUD if he was programmed to detonate all the booze around him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #407 on: June 14, 2011, 11:43:13 am »

He would drink it before detonating it.

WWUD if his mother-in-aw came to visit him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #408 on: June 14, 2011, 07:16:25 pm »

get a happy thought form his new masterwork Dwarf bone chair

WWUD if new chair broke
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #409 on: June 14, 2011, 09:14:29 pm »

get a happy thought form his new masterwork Dwarf bone chair

WWUD if new chair broke

He'd go melancholy and would mope around. People would mistake his emotion as regret for murdering his mother-in-law.

What Would Urist Do if he went fey with a pile of adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #410 on: June 14, 2011, 09:49:17 pm »

He'd go melancholy and would mope around. People would mistake his emotion as regret for murdering his mother-in-law.
What Would Urist Do if he went fey with a pile of adamantine?
Create 'Murderfalls the Bow of Shimmering' an adamantine whip. It menaces with spikes of adamantine. On the whip is a fine image of a dwarf screaming in adamantine. This relates to the death of Urist In-Law in 413. On the whip is a superior image of a dwarf raising up a chair in adamantine. This relates to the creation of 'The Deadly Comfyness' the dwarf-bone throne by Urist in 413. On the whip is a masterwork image of squares and cheese in adamantine.

WWUD if he became the fortress' only lasher wielding the above.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #411 on: June 14, 2011, 11:20:08 pm »

Be ecstatic constantly, even after being last survivor after being seiged, finding two forgotten beasts, and breaching the HFS.

What would Urist do if the only creatures with the knowledge of anvils were Elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #412 on: June 14, 2011, 11:39:55 pm »

'Inspired' by the anvils he saw when he last besiegedvisited the Elves, he would go Fey and craft The Haunted Mirror, an Elf Bone anvil.

What would Urist make first on his Elf-bone anvil?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #413 on: June 15, 2011, 01:11:45 am »

On the anvil is an image of a Dwarf and The Haunted Mirror. The Dwarf is struggling. The Haunted Mirror is breaking. This image relates to the attempt to use The Haunted Mirror.

What would Urist do if he found out it isn't a good idea to make weapons or furnature out of bones?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #414 on: June 15, 2011, 01:30:00 am »

On the anvil is an image of a Dwarf and The Haunted Mirror. The Dwarf is struggling. The Haunted Mirror is breaking. This image relates to the attempt to use The Haunted Mirror.

What would Urist do if he found out it isn't a good idea to make weapons or furnature out of bones?

Go macabre and make yet more useless bone weapons and furniture.

What would Urist do if a Bronze Colossus appeared at the front gate selling booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #415 on: June 15, 2011, 06:56:13 am »

On the anvil is an image of a Dwarf and The Haunted Mirror. The Dwarf is struggling. The Haunted Mirror is breaking. This image relates to the attempt to use The Haunted Mirror.

What would Urist do if he found out it isn't a good idea to make weapons or furnature out of bones?

Go macabre and make yet more useless bone weapons and furniture.

What would Urist do if a Bronze Colossus appeared at the front gate selling booze?

Open the gates so he can deconstruct the depot when the BC unloads his booze.

WWUD if he loses all of his limbs when he discovers the BC wasn't entirely honest about his intentions?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #416 on: June 15, 2011, 07:05:19 am »

grab a fluffy walmber in his teeth and throw

WWUD if he missed and losted all his teeth
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #417 on: June 15, 2011, 08:10:50 am »

He would throw another, with his hands this time. Then if that doesn't work, throw his teeth.

He doesn't need teeth anyway.

What would Urist do if he was considering legally acquiring a fine elf-make craft?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #418 on: June 15, 2011, 08:24:36 am »

Do the right thing and magma himself
What would urist do if the fort ran out of magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #419 on: June 15, 2011, 08:25:53 am »

Find more by digging himself to the circus
WWUD if he found himself bowing to an elven king of the dwarves?
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