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Root Infinity

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #435 on: June 15, 2011, 07:28:40 pm »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on June 15, 2011, 07:18:37 pm
wonder why the vodka was so warm

WWUD if magma tasted liked beer
The same thing he ordinarily does - stand around in the magmaduct (Grr!!!)

WWUD if kittens started falling from the sky?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #436 on: June 15, 2011, 07:31:26 pm »
Enjoy a fine *kitten roast*. Or several hundred

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WWUD if he made rock and metal music?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #437 on: June 15, 2011, 11:53:55 pm »
Wonder why his gabbro drumms sound weird
WWUD if he found out how to play the trumpet made of ice?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #438 on: June 16, 2011, 07:26:01 pm »
Make everyone's ears bleed because he made musicality his dump stat. That, and get his lips frozen to the thing.

What would Urist McBadTrumpetPlayer do if he was sent to attack the invading goblins armed with nothing but the trumpet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #439 on: June 16, 2011, 07:33:32 pm »
Beat them all to death with it and become a legend on the bay12 forums


What Would Urist Do if he was the planter but he had already sown all the seed he had?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #440 on: June 16, 2011, 07:37:28 pm »
Go down into the caverns and pick some new seeds while chatting with his bloodthirsty friendly neighorhood forgotten beast
WWUD if he found out
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #441 on: June 17, 2011, 06:27:44 am »
Get a good thought for "talking to a parent lately".

WWUD if he were locked in a room with nothing but three levers, labeled "End of world -lever", "Kill all elves -lever" and "Bring in food -lever"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #442 on: June 17, 2011, 08:03:11 am »
Quote from: Oliolli on June 17, 2011, 06:27:44 am
Get a good thought for "talking to a parent lately".

WWUD if he were locked in a room with nothing but three levers, labeled "End of world -lever", "Kill all elves -lever" and "Bring in food -lever"?

Pull the kill all elves lever, then start to pull the end of world lever, but JOB CANCELLED: SEARCHING FOR FOOD. Then Urist eats a rat.

What would Urist do if he was overcome by ennui
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that means that somewhere out there theres a dwarf named Urist Invention Mcinvention.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #443 on: June 17, 2011, 08:23:07 am »
Go straight into a strange mood and produce yet another quartzite mini-forge for the fortress' collection of useless masterpieces. Then he'd punch a kitten.

WWUD if you told him a knock-knock joke?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #444 on: June 17, 2011, 11:43:33 am »
Quote from: FoiledFencer on June 17, 2011, 08:23:07 am
WWUD if you told him a knock-knock joke?

Knock YOU out. You don't joke with the Hammerer...

WWUD if he woke up one morning, realizing he had been turned into a noble?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #445 on: June 17, 2011, 02:46:02 pm »
wonder why his room keeps getting warmer

WWUD if someone thried to arrange a unfortante accident
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #446 on: June 17, 2011, 10:07:38 pm »
Job canceled: dangerous terrain

WWUD if he was the last one in building the magmaduct?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #447 on: June 17, 2011, 10:18:36 pm »
Swim through the magma to safety, like a boss.

WWUD if badger invasion.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #448 on: June 17, 2011, 11:21:34 pm »
Get bit in the neck, killing him instantly.
WWUD if all the Plump Helmets turned into Plump Helmet Men?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #449 on: June 18, 2011, 04:28:14 am »
Make plump helmet man wine. And plump helmet man roasts.

WWUD if he had to chose between killing elves and free sunshine?
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