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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649929 times)

Root Infinity

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #465 on: June 19, 2011, 09:06:32 pm »
decide that this would be a good time to sit around because he "can't find path".

WWUD if someone put a lever in his bedroom that said "pull to end world"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #466 on: June 20, 2011, 12:14:05 am »
Urist has been ecstatic lately. He slept in a legendary bedroom lately. He ate a fine meal lately. He ate in a legendary dining room lately. He admired own very fine trap lately. He was very slightly annoyed by the world ending lately.

WWUD if, horror of horrors, the economy comes back and he has to pay for his booze now?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #467 on: June 20, 2011, 12:59:41 am »
He would go on a rampage and kill all the nobles. And the rest of the world for that matter.

WWUD if confronted by a mean looking time traveling lazer mounted carp(the only thing deadlier then a shark)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #468 on: June 20, 2011, 05:41:16 am »
"Urist McFisher cancels fish: interrupted by sea lamprey." The sea lamprey was closer to him.

WWUD if the fish he caught was the only source of food to the entire fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #469 on: June 20, 2011, 05:47:16 am »
Tell everyone to start fishing and fish more of the same fish until the seas are all dry.

WWUD if a bunch of elves appeared outta nowhere and started giving out free booze, only stopping if they were dead? (The booze also disappears if the elves die)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #470 on: June 20, 2011, 07:02:34 am »
Kill all the elves except one, and farm him for booze.

WWUD if they wee told to mine out the spot underneath them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #471 on: June 20, 2011, 07:44:28 am »
Fall 25-z-levels, break all his limbs, and take a year and a half to die. Dorfs are a hardy bunch. ;)

WWUD if confronted with a dragon breathing fire onto his booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #472 on: June 20, 2011, 08:09:25 am »
make a dragon roast minced with dragon blood minced with dragon blended dragon meat

WWUD if the booze blowup the dragon first
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #473 on: June 20, 2011, 01:04:20 pm »
Go on a sobriety-fueled tantrum rampage and kill everything the dragon didn't.

WWUD if he saw this taking place?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #474 on: June 20, 2011, 01:11:20 pm »
go on rampage because of the rampage

WWUD if the stockpile was the fuel for a booze rocket
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #475 on: June 20, 2011, 02:09:55 pm »


What Would Urist Do if he found a Damp Wall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #476 on: June 20, 2011, 02:37:12 pm »
mine it

WWUD if there was a mermaid farm on the other side
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #477 on: June 20, 2011, 04:02:57 pm »
Kill the mermaids, sell their bones.
WWUD if Toady nerfed mermaid bones in disgust?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #478 on: June 20, 2011, 04:58:53 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 04:02:57 pm
Kill the mermaids, sell their bones.
WWUD if Toady nerfed mermaid bones in disgust?
3 Words: Sea Monster Farm
WWUD if he had a pet sea monster?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #479 on: June 20, 2011, 06:42:21 pm »
Who's the good sea monster? You! Yes you are!
Urist McDwarf cancels pet sea monster (tame); too injured.
Urist McDwarf has been struck down.

WWUD if he saw Urist McPopular throwing a tantrum next to the only support holding up the fort?
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