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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649587 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #780 on: July 20, 2011, 02:36:22 am »
Shout "Hey! The goblins kill trees too!" and then grab a barrel of dwarven beer and watch both sides kill each other.

WWUD if he was standing between a dragon and the booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #781 on: July 20, 2011, 02:56:30 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 20, 2011, 02:36:22 am
Shout "Hey! The goblins kill trees too!" and then grab a barrel of dwarven beer and watch both sides kill each other.

WWUD if he was standing between a dragon and the booze stockpile?

Block the dragon's deadly breath with his own body. Booze can be used in place of skin to prevent infection, but skin can't be used in place of booze to get drunk.

What would Urist do if he was the noble philosopher?
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #782 on: July 20, 2011, 03:02:03 am »
Absolutely nothing useful.

What would Urist do if, upon reclaiming an ancient dwarven fortress, he discovered a perfectly preserved stash of extraordinaly superb booze behind a false wall?
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jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #783 on: July 20, 2011, 03:09:41 am »
Drink it.
But then realize it's magma and die.

WWUD if it wasn't magma?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #784 on: July 20, 2011, 02:55:04 pm »
Nothing. He would chase down a sock instead.

WWUD if he was a Spartan?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

noah22223

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #785 on: July 20, 2011, 02:55:52 pm »
Be at the Dwarven Thermopylae.
WWUD if he was at Thermopylae, and was a Spartan Pikeman?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #786 on: July 20, 2011, 03:24:27 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on July 20, 2011, 02:55:52 pm
Be at the Dwarven Thermopylae.
WWUD if he was at Thermopylae, and was a Spartan Pikeman?

Kill everyone.

WWUD if this thread died?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

Kay12

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #787 on: July 20, 2011, 03:53:46 pm »
Urist McMedic cancels suture: Needs thread

What would Urist do if heard of Adventure Mode, a weird parallel Universe where time stood still, giving him time to plan his moves better?
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Utaelilya

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #788 on: July 20, 2011, 10:31:53 pm »
Ignore it and keep drinking!

WWUD if he was caged with a lion?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #789 on: July 21, 2011, 12:36:41 am »
Get mauled because he wasn't assigned to a military group to kill it.

WWUD if he lived in an aboveground fort?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #790 on: July 21, 2011, 01:44:46 am »
Paint everything green with vomit!

WWUD if he was ordered to build a wall off of a drawbridge?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #791 on: July 21, 2011, 03:26:22 am »
Trap himself in!

WWUD if he played Black Ops?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #792 on: July 23, 2011, 08:50:01 am »
Quote from: hitty40 on July 21, 2011, 03:26:22 am
Trap himself in!

WWUD if he played Black Ops?

Become a legendary Marksdwarf!

WWUD if he was transformed into a vampire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #793 on: July 23, 2011, 08:51:01 am »
Quote from: Utaelilya on July 23, 2011, 08:50:01 am
Quote from: hitty40 on July 21, 2011, 03:26:22 am
Trap himself in!

WWUD if he played Black Ops?

Become a legendary Marksdwarf!

WWUD if he was transformed into a vampire?

Suck his own blood.

WWUD if he knew the world would end in 2012?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #794 on: July 23, 2011, 09:03:04 am »
Throw a tantrum before the meteor hits the fort.

WWUD if the volcano his fort was at was about to erupt?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.
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