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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649795 times)

jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #810 on: July 24, 2011, 07:29:48 am »
Be blinded after staring at the dog who dodged into magma due to the light of the magma.

WWUD if he was a Big Daddy?
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Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #811 on: July 24, 2011, 11:25:31 am »
Be eaten by !!Cave Crocodile!!

WWUD if he was being attacked by a minoutaur wielding socks
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #812 on: July 24, 2011, 12:42:41 pm »
cut off its hands for the +pig tail socks+

WWUD of there was a FB mad out of socks?
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Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #813 on: July 24, 2011, 02:18:54 pm »
Claim the FB as his own, run up to it, wrestle it to the ground and carefully strangle it to death with his bare hands. Then drag the body into his room and leave it there for all eternity.


WWUD if the owner of the sock FB corpse was killed in a mining accident.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #814 on: July 24, 2011, 02:22:58 pm »
watch as a cival war broke out over it
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Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #815 on: July 24, 2011, 02:46:57 pm »
WWUD if he was charged with dispensing justice to the poster who forgot to put a WWUD in his/her post.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #816 on: July 24, 2011, 02:54:21 pm »
Quote from: Sugata-senpai on July 24, 2011, 02:46:57 pm
WWUD if he was charged with dispensing justice to the poster who forgot to put a WWUD in his/her post.

Hammer them so much he killed them.

What would the overseer do if he assigned Urist to be the Hammerer?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #817 on: July 24, 2011, 04:29:56 pm »
Become a Wrestler!

WWUD if he became a human outsider?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #818 on: July 24, 2011, 11:23:04 pm »
Get torn to ribbons by wolves.

What would Urist McMayor do if fortifications were carved into his bedroom's walls and a ballista was built outside of them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #819 on: July 25, 2011, 07:40:45 am »
Tell somebody to check if it works by firing it while he looks down the bolt.


WWUD if he ate an elfberry and turned into an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #820 on: July 25, 2011, 12:54:19 pm »
Quote from: Dsarker on July 25, 2011, 07:40:45 am
Tell somebody to check if it works by firing it while he looks down the bolt.


WWUD if he ate an elfberry and turned into an elf?

Then it would be wierd for an elf to drink alchohol.

WWUD if he had a fully loaded shotgun?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #821 on: July 25, 2011, 12:55:49 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on July 25, 2011, 12:54:19 pm
Quote from: Dsarker on July 25, 2011, 07:40:45 am
Tell somebody to check if it works by firing it while he looks down the bolt.


WWUD if he ate an elfberry and turned into an elf?

Then it would be wierd for an elf to drink alchohol.

WWUD if he had a fully loaded shotgun?
Throw the shotgun on the ground and run for his legendary Mithril axe!

WWUD if he was at a zoo?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #822 on: July 25, 2011, 03:10:00 pm »
Cancel living because he saw the animals.

WWUD if he couldnt find a matching pair of socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #823 on: July 26, 2011, 02:16:01 am »
Get a fell mood and make a sock out of dwarf leather, iron, gold, tower-cap, star ruby, and adamantine. Then, after realizing that he just made one totally unique sock, he would go berserk and kill the fort.

WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #824 on: July 26, 2011, 02:22:56 am »
Tantrum and kick the cap in half.
Then happen to go berserk and kill everyone.


WWUD if he had a nuke?
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Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.
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