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Loud Whispers

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1230 on: December 13, 2011, 03:00:15 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 12, 2011, 02:10:59 pm
There can only be one king.

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

WWUD if he had no arms... No legs... Not even teeth.

And the mother of all sieges just showed up.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1231 on: December 14, 2011, 12:39:50 am »
Die of old age, then come back as a ghost and murder all those elf bastards.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, what did Urist give to me?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1232 on: December 14, 2011, 08:39:07 am »
Coal, or lead toys.

WWUD if it was goblin christmas?
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1233 on: December 14, 2011, 02:26:52 pm »
Quote from: Pawel1997PL on December 14, 2011, 08:39:07 am
Coal, or lead toys.

WWUD if it was goblin christmas?

Urist has a special gift for you!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

WWUD if booze stopped existing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1234 on: December 14, 2011, 08:24:04 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2011, 02:26:52 pm
Quote from: Pawel1997PL on December 14, 2011, 08:39:07 am
Coal, or lead toys.

WWUD if it was goblin christmas?

Urist has a special gift for you!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

WWUD if booze stopped existing?
Fail to get out of the magma tunnel in time.

WWUD if he could see through the !!matrix!!?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1235 on: December 14, 2011, 10:16:14 pm »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1236 on: December 15, 2011, 12:11:43 am »
What!? No socks! You didn't get me socks!?
Urist McDwarf has gone berserk!

WWUD if he saw an overweight man sneaking down the metalsmith workshop's chimney carrying a bag of wooden junk from the elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1237 on: December 15, 2011, 12:58:53 am »
He would think it's a forgotten beast.

WWUD if, after spending a long day in the wet shaft, he leaves his socks to dry over the still, and in the morning finds out that someone obviously touched them?
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1238 on: December 15, 2011, 01:40:56 pm »
Nobody touches Urist's socks.

Pull the lever.

WWUD if he was the last Dwarf in existence?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1239 on: December 15, 2011, 01:52:07 pm »
this http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=15572.0


WWUD if he found himself far from home without a pair of socks.
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Quote from: Aspgren on November 05, 2011, 04:29:07 pm
It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1240 on: December 15, 2011, 08:49:04 pm »
Nothing. That situation is impossible on multiple levels. For instance, dwarves always have extra socks, and wherever they are can be home if they expend a little effort making it, eat there, or even walk over there from far enough away.

What would Urist do if he was run over by a reindeer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1241 on: December 15, 2011, 09:17:35 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 15, 2011, 08:49:04 pm
Nothing. That situation is impossible on multiple levels. For instance, dwarves always have extra socks, and wherever they are can be home if they expend a little effort making it, eat there, or even walk over there from far enough away.

What would Urist do if he was run over by a reindeer?
Urist punches reindeer in the head, caving in the skull and tearing the brain. Reindeer has been struck down.
Urist has been ecstatic lately. He has enjoyed a fine Reindeer Venison Roast recently.
Urist has succumbed to infection.




WWUD if he converted to Druidism?
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1242 on: December 16, 2011, 02:01:19 pm »
No tree would dare let itself be cut down.

TREEVOLUTION!

WWUD if he was in 3d.
And broke the fourth wall.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1243 on: December 16, 2011, 06:09:01 pm »
He would break the fifth wall as well, and all other walls that need breaking...

WWUD if he lived in a world with eleven dimensions?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1244 on: December 17, 2011, 12:02:04 am »
Quote from: s2173 on December 16, 2011, 06:09:01 pm
He would break the fifth wall as well, and all other walls that need breaking...

WWUD if he lived in a world with eleven dimensions?

Program Life.

WWUD if he had to program Toady One, before Toady One Could program DF.
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