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[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Urist cancels pickup equipment <*SOCK*>, interrupted by Snug the vicious sock!

WWUD: Had access to all the nukes on the planet.

[Devling]

Trip, knocking over some water which shorted out a television, which fell on the control panel, which disarmed all the nukes.

WWUD if he was in love?

[Monk321654]

Trip, knocking over some water which shorted out a television, which fell on the control panel, which disarmed all the nukes.

WWUD if he was in love?

Talk with his lover and gain a happy thought. Die when she goes berserk and rips his arms off.

WWUD if the world were flipped upside down, but gravity remained the same?

[Gamerboy4life]

Hit the ceiling and screech in terror as his kitten flies out the front entrance.


WWUD if he had a Adamantine warhammer, and was facing a Gobbo?

[Eric Blank]

Become a legendary torturer.

WWUD if he was bored?

[Firehawk45]

He would Start this thread

WWUD if his fortress were floated with goblins and demons, and he had to choose between pulling a lever which kills the goblins, the demons and him...... Or a stockpile of Socks and Booze.....

[Hanslanda]

He would choose the stockpile, and throw the first empty barrel over his shoulder. It would hit the lever, and he would die happy.

WWUD if a candy-coated dragon came?

[adasdad]

due to the ambiguous nature of this, i'll do it both ways;
(non-euphemism) butcher it, and use it to make biscuits. delicious biscuits.
(euphemism) run away screaming knowing nothing can stop it.

WWUD if he was the Sniper?

[Monk321654]

due to the ambiguous nature of this, i'll do it both ways;
(non-euphemism) butcher it, and use it to make biscuits. delicious biscuits.
(euphemism) run away screaming knowing nothing can stop it.

WWUD if he was the Sniper?

Snipe all the trolls and sword fighters on the battlefield, only to get stabbed in the back by a Kobold with a Balaclava.

WWUD if he was supposed to pick a race for each TF2 Class?

[Teneb]

Give up when he realized there aren't enough races (unless you count cave animal-men).

WWUD if a spy was sapping his (booze) dispenser?

[Lagslayer]

Spot the spy when he goes for a drink. Bum rush the spy with about 100 some odd other dwarves. No way the spy can outrun them all.

WWUD if he was the Medic?

[grimman007]

Urist McMedic has gone berserk!
Urist McHeavy has gone berserk!
Pyro, Fire Imp launches a blast of compressed air!
The spinning air hits Urist McMedic in the upper body, bruising the heart through the *sheep wool cloth coat*!
The dwarf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The dwarf's head skids along the ground, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The dwarf slams into an obstacle!
Urist McMedic has been struck down.

WWUD if he was a pyro? (HARDMODE: No magma)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Run in front of a dragon.
Become !!Urist!!
Run through all the stockpiles.

WWUD if he was in COD:MW2 multiplayer?

[Eric Blank]

Crash the server out of spite for these horrible, soulless beings he is encountering within.

WWUD if he located a jaffa cake factory?

[Monk321654]

Crash the server out of spite for these horrible, soulless beings he is encountering within.

WWUD if he located a jaffa cake factory?

Engineer a conveyor belt out of a few thousands mechanisms and bring all the finished jaffa cakes back to the mountain home.

WWUD if she suddenly grew four times her regular size?