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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647986 times)

Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2670 on: October 10, 2012, 04:01:10 pm »
"What do ya mean there's no magma?"
Urist has gone stark raving mad!

What would Urist do if she was told to embark on a ten person party, with five elves and five dwarves, and build a fortress for two races?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2671 on: October 10, 2012, 04:33:59 pm »
Kill the elves and hold dwarf-only minecart races every Thursday.

WWUD if she was stuck in a large room with some creepy-looking guy that just won't stop staring at her from the other end of the room?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2672 on: October 10, 2012, 05:17:45 pm »
Stare at the creep until the wall falls on it.

WWUD if She were a fortress guard officer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2673 on: October 10, 2012, 06:09:52 pm »
Use her baby rather than her standard issue adamantine warhammer to uphold the peace.

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WWUD if he had suddenly gone from a "he" to a "she?"
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2674 on: October 10, 2012, 07:13:59 pm »
Nothing much except divorce with her wife and get a husband.

WWUD if the Elf has arrived, A medium-sized creature dedicated to the ruthless protection of nature. Beware its tree-huggings and agelessness?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2675 on: October 10, 2012, 07:21:10 pm »
Quote from: Objective on October 10, 2012, 07:13:59 pm
Nothing much except divorce with her wife and get a husband.

WWUD if the Elf has arrived, A medium-sized creature dedicated to the ruthless protection of nature. Beware its tree-huggings and agelessness?
KILL IT!

WWUD if the gobbos brought a Ballista?
« Last Edit: October 10, 2012, 07:25:40 pm by misko27 »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2676 on: October 10, 2012, 09:50:53 pm »
Laugh at their incompetence as they fail to operate it.

WWUD if there is magma on the surface and water deep below.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2677 on: October 10, 2012, 09:53:43 pm »
"Urist! We've died and gone to heaven!"

WWUD if Urist mcJesus began preaching in a dwarf fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2678 on: October 10, 2012, 10:14:23 pm »
Nothing, because whatever else I could post would offend someone.

What would Urist do if he was debating in the presidential debates alongside Obama and Romney?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2679 on: October 10, 2012, 10:26:31 pm »
Murder both of them with a copper pick, then declare himself king or something. Promptly declare war on somebody that nobody else cares about/likes, and start a mining project looking for adamantine and the "magma sea." Dwarves aren't very good with politics, and neither am I.

WWUD if he had a once-in-a-million-lifetimes chance to extend his life indefinitely, the only catch being that he smuggle the kobold necromancer he's talking to to the king's throne room so she could assassinate the king, then to the refuse/corpse stockpiles to "make her escape?"
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2680 on: October 10, 2012, 10:40:51 pm »
He'd run into the throne room, trip, die (of a shattered skull jammed through the brain, of course), be reanimated by the kobold necromancer, and eat the king. King McZombie then consumes his servants, who go to their deaths willingly because, hey, he's king.

WWUD if he suddently came to the shocking realization that life isn't merely about seeking abandoned clothing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2681 on: October 10, 2012, 11:50:34 pm »
Go melancholy and commit suicide in a volcano, because such a complex concept is simply to complex for him.

WWUD if he witnessed the creation of a forgotten beast, deep in the bowels of the caverns?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2682 on: October 11, 2012, 12:06:06 am »
He won't be a dwarf.

WWUD if Armok suddenly appeared on the fortress to eat them all.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2683 on: October 11, 2012, 03:18:40 pm »
Armok would light Urist on fire, and then Urist would go visit the still.

What would Urist do if he was accused of being a night creature?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2684 on: October 11, 2012, 03:37:10 pm »
Reveal his true form

"Beware it's inescapable beard tendrils!"

WWUD if she had to strike down this new found beast with nothing but a copper spear?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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