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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649810 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3360 on: November 25, 2012, 03:41:50 pm »
Three Stooges.

WWUD if DF became a slapstick comedy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3361 on: November 25, 2012, 06:57:55 pm »
nothing if your like me,

WWUD if the armok was a kindly god?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3362 on: November 25, 2012, 08:43:04 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on November 25, 2012, 03:41:50 pm
WWUD if DF became a slapstick comedy?

Wait you mean it isn't?

Quote from: Phlum on November 25, 2012, 06:57:55 pm
WWUD if the armok was a kindly god?
Instead of dying horrible and unspeakable death, he would die a horrible, but not so horrible that it can't be spoke of death.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3363 on: November 26, 2012, 12:17:41 am »
What would Urist do if no one asked what would he do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3364 on: November 26, 2012, 03:43:18 am »
Actually get to work for a change, the lazy cretin.

WWUD if he was actually forced to go do his job?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3365 on: November 26, 2012, 08:28:08 am »
"Urist McNoble begins to stalk and brood..."

What would Urist do if a snakeman sucked all of his blood out?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3366 on: November 26, 2012, 04:47:57 pm »
Drink and then cry about how he is too injured to work.



WWUD if he were given disability benefits?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3367 on: November 26, 2012, 05:51:45 pm »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3368 on: November 26, 2012, 10:24:10 pm »
!!SCIENCE!!

WWUD if she was Armok for a day
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3369 on: November 27, 2012, 04:39:01 pm »
Watch her river of blood flow while sitting upon a throne of skulls.

WWUD if Khorne tried to convert him/her?
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First things first.  You're all soulless husks of what might have once been decent human beings, drafted into a sort of moral apartheid from your better natures in the pursuit of things made out of cute animals.  I love it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3370 on: November 27, 2012, 08:23:08 pm »
Watch Khorne foolishly wade into his/her river of blood and drown from his/her seat on his/her throne of skulls.

WWUD if suddenly everyone broke out in song?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3371 on: November 27, 2012, 10:03:56 pm »
Sing so deeply that it shatters everyone's eardrums. And heads.

WWUD if Toady One the Great gave her an autograph?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3372 on: November 27, 2012, 10:17:10 pm »
Nothing, as Dwarves have no real conception on who the Great Toad is. The player controlling Urist, on the other had, would probably faint due to the sheer awesomeness radiating from him.

WWUD if a Dragon swept in, cornered poor Urist... and then tried to sell him fish?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3373 on: November 28, 2012, 12:10:49 am »
Nothing, the economy is currently disabled in these versions


WWUD if Cats were NOT Furiously Fornicating Feline Foes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3374 on: November 28, 2012, 12:32:40 am »
Be forced to find another acronym for them.

WWUD if trees were suddenly enormous and spontaneously grew in width every once in a while, smashing right through his walls?
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