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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647953 times)

Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3450 on: December 06, 2012, 03:38:17 pm »
Some gibberish about cheese and dead dwarves.



WWUD if he were the last dwarf alive?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3451 on: December 06, 2012, 04:13:36 pm »
Go on a rampage in the fort and commit suicide when he sees everyone is dead

WWUD if he severed his wife's arm accidently in sparring?
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3452 on: December 06, 2012, 05:18:25 pm »
Axe her a question, and lop off a leg as well.

WWUD if her husband was butchering her during sparring?
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Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3453 on: December 06, 2012, 05:21:45 pm »
Shrug and drink alcohol.



WWUD if his pet was on fire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3454 on: December 06, 2012, 05:27:00 pm »
Try to pet it and catch fire, then tantrum because his pet died while burning everything around him.

WUDD if he could travel through time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3455 on: December 06, 2012, 06:28:45 pm »
He would travel back in time and kill hos wife

WWUD if he was sprayed with lava mist
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3456 on: December 06, 2012, 07:43:10 pm »
Become imbued with its power.

WWUD If he had an airstrike?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3457 on: December 06, 2012, 07:52:14 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on December 06, 2012, 07:43:10 pm
Become imbued with its power.

WWUD If he had an airstrike?

Waste it trying to hit a raccoon...and missing.

WWUD with the TARDIS and full adamantine armor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3458 on: December 06, 2012, 08:01:43 pm »
Take a break.

WWUD if captured by a dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3459 on: December 06, 2012, 08:03:35 pm »
Blame everything on the on-armed bandit.

WWUD if she was the one-armed bandit?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3460 on: December 07, 2012, 12:18:52 am »
Go steal stuff obviously. Those twenty human shields can't carry themselves in one hand, after all.

WWUD if the pumps really broke down and the fort was being sucked clean of air?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3461 on: December 07, 2012, 08:36:51 am »
Nothing, the fortress has been sealed from any air outside the small series of rooms when they had to build walls to keep invaders out.

WWUD if Alf came to his fort, which just so happened to have a F.F.F.F. (cat) Infestation?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3462 on: December 07, 2012, 10:56:29 am »
CHRISTMAS DINNER

WWUD if his dog killed his wife
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3463 on: December 07, 2012, 04:59:54 pm »
He just created awesome artifact out of his daughter's leather, so he is too happy to notice such things.

WWUD if he was ordered to engrave walls, but there were absolutely no events in the world?
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The mountainhome has far too many degenerates too deal with by itself, so it sends out minor nobles to establish penal colonies across the world.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3464 on: December 07, 2012, 05:19:12 pm »
Engrave pictures of cheese, of course.

WWUD If he had an AK47, and 900 !!bullets!!?
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