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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647958 times)

CyberUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4245 on: March 24, 2013, 08:38:34 pm »
Ignore his recently dead family and be ecstatic.

WWUD if he was playing Sburb?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4246 on: March 24, 2013, 09:39:30 pm »
Destroy the paradox universe by failing really hard in his 100 players dwarfs session and spawning shit tons of clowns.

WWUD if he has a mouth but doesn't have to scream?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4247 on: March 24, 2013, 09:50:13 pm »
Yell loudly about this or that which he cannot accomplish.

WWUD if the overseer and all his nagging orders suddenly vanished?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4248 on: March 25, 2013, 12:04:43 am »
Wonder why others think it's a noteworthy event.

What would urist do if he could ignore the orders of the overseer?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4249 on: March 25, 2013, 12:07:28 am »
What do you mean "if he could"?

WWUD if he was fighting a titan.
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Frelus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4250 on: March 25, 2013, 04:16:41 am »
Inhale deadly dust, run back to the fortress and breath it onto everyone.
WWUD if he had to dam a river, all by himself, with only a training axe and only woodcutter skill?
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's Fun and Dwarf Fortress.
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My trade depot is set to flood with water at the pull of a lever.  It's deep in the tunnels with easy drainage.  I call it my "water for goods" trading policy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4251 on: March 25, 2013, 05:39:29 am »
He would build a windmill powered pump to drain the river, then walls to block it off. And then he would be eaten by skeletal carp.

WWUD if the best skill of the fort's new doctor was butchery?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4252 on: March 25, 2013, 09:57:49 pm »
You mean that's supposed to be odd? There's something wrong with you. My official diagnosis is that you are an elf. Being an elf is caused by having an almost nonexistent liver. I'll have to perform major surgery on your head, with my beard and this axe I got from the stockpile...

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Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

CyberUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4253 on: March 25, 2013, 10:07:28 pm »
Decide it's a great time to go on break.

WWUD if fighting an invincible blob made of fat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4254 on: March 25, 2013, 10:18:13 pm »
Slowly die of starvation.
Urist bites the blob of fat!
Actually, this may take a while.

WWUD if a magma flood was flowing towards the booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4255 on: March 26, 2013, 01:25:20 am »
Run into the room and forbid the door.

WWUD if he had to defend the fortress against a goblin siege with a XXElf Leather TurbanXX?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4256 on: March 26, 2013, 08:17:38 am »
Stuff it with cats and throw at them.

WWUD if goblins weren't cat lovers?
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CyberUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4257 on: March 26, 2013, 03:07:16 pm »
Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on March 26, 2013, 08:17:38 am
Stuff it with cats and throw at them.

WWUD if goblins weren't cat lovers?
Offload all cats into a goblin camp.

WWUD if !!Urist!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4258 on: March 26, 2013, 04:41:51 pm »
Suddenly get really, really thirsty.

WWUD if magma kittens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4259 on: March 26, 2013, 05:22:41 pm »
Cuddle magma kittens.
WWUD if the sky fell on his head?
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Quote from: Necro910 on August 21, 2011, 04:33:52 pm
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's Fun and Dwarf Fortress.
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on August 07, 2011, 05:08:07 am
My trade depot is set to flood with water at the pull of a lever.  It's deep in the tunnels with easy drainage.  I call it my "water for goods" trading policy.
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