Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 649672 times)

CyberUrist · « **Reply #4260 on:** March 26, 2013, 07:45:54 pm »

Quote from: Frelus on March 26, 2013, 05:22:41 pm

Cuddle magma kittens.
WWUD if the sky fell on his head?

The spinning xX+sky+Xx strikes Urist in the head, bruising the muscle!

WWUD if he tried to eat an XX!!oak logs!!XX?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4261 on:** March 26, 2013, 08:36:50 pm »

Come to an epiphany and wonder where he went wrong in life that made him so elfish.

WWUD if he had a pet badger?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4262 on:** March 26, 2013, 08:52:48 pm »

Have a pet severed head to keep it company.

WWUD if he controlled the Dwarven News Network?

ArmokGoB · « **Reply #4263 on:** March 27, 2013, 12:05:22 am »

Demand that slade toys be made.

WWUD if he had a rubber band ball made of elf guts?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4264 on:** March 27, 2013, 08:21:46 am »

Construct slingshots made of thornwood and elf guts for the rubber bands, which launch bits of elf. Use them against the elves, watch them go insane.

WWUD if the demon lord of the Goblins was withholding the patent for socks?

IcyTea31 · « **Reply #4265 on:** March 27, 2013, 11:43:58 am »

Make socks anyway, and when the goblin's lawyers come, kill them and take their socks.

WWUD if goblin's were slightly larger, and goblinite armour and clothing couldn't be used because of that?

Monk321654 · « **Reply #4266 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:05:15 pm »

Melt it down and forge it into dwarf size armor.
Yes, even the cloth.

WWUD if she bit into a rock whilst eating a plump helmet?

Gamerboy4life · « **Reply #4267 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:18:38 pm »

Continue eating, throw tantrum because of broken teeth, break teeth of other dwarves with the rock, and start a new dental industry in the fortress.

WWUD if confronted by a forgotten beast, with no escape?

Dr_Nocturne · « **Reply #4268 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:37:10 pm »

Hope that it is made of water.

WWUD if he had to choose between legendary socks or lifetime supply of booze?

CyberUrist · « **Reply #4269 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:36:36 pm »

Quote from: Dr_Nocturne on March 27, 2013, 03:37:10 pm

Hope that it is made of water.

WWUD if he had to choose between legendary socks or lifetime supply of booze?

Be a greedy bastard and choose both.

WWUD if he was the server player for another dwarf in Sburb?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4270 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:38:30 pm »

Steal the rum supply.

WWUD if he had the One Sock to Rule Them All?

Cheesecake · « **Reply #4271 on:** March 28, 2013, 09:43:03 am »

Hide himself in a cave and take up the name of Gollurist

WWUD with the One Sock?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4272 on:** March 28, 2013, 10:34:04 am »

Accidentally drop it in a nearby volcano, and chase after it.

WWUD if embarked on a mosquito-infested swamp?

hops · « **Reply #4273 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:36:42 pm »

Mandate a lakeful of mosquito-repellant.

WWUD if he is in a bizarro world where elves live underground mining stones while dwarves cut trees and build forest retreats?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4274 on:** March 28, 2013, 06:46:32 pm »

Cut down all the trees, build steampunk cities out of the wood instead.

WWUD with a giant bearsharktopus?

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