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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649811 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4410 on: April 28, 2013, 07:54:41 pm »
Powerlevel his social skills, then get hill titans to join his party.

WWUD if given a quest to kill an olm man in the sewers?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4411 on: April 28, 2013, 10:29:06 pm »
Never do the quest.

WWUD with a fish on a stick?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4412 on: April 28, 2013, 11:19:31 pm »
Smack someone with it.

WWUD if she became terrified of fish-sticks after a goblin invasion featuring a fish-stick squad which butchered her entire family?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4413 on: April 29, 2013, 01:41:30 am »
Migrate to a new fortress that primarily uses fish for food and go berserk the first time she enters a food stockpile.

WWUD if gnomes drank all the booze and the only liquid left in the fortress was gnomeblight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4414 on: April 29, 2013, 08:10:41 am »
"Oi, Catten, we ain't gnomes, right? We can drink this stuff, no problem."

WWUD if dwarves were gnomes?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4415 on: April 29, 2013, 09:38:14 am »
Urist cancels be dwarf: is gnome.

WWUD if the gnomes masqueraded as dwarves?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4416 on: April 29, 2013, 10:54:10 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 29, 2013, 09:38:14 am
WWUD if the gnomes masqueraded as dwarves?
pave the floors of the fortress in !!gnomeblight!! so that whoever doesnt burn is a dwarf.

WWUD if he had to pull a lever to stop a forgotten beast and undead siege from entering the fort, but there was a party going on at the time?
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Urist Mcfortwrecker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4417 on: April 29, 2013, 03:11:41 pm »
Go the the deadly dust zombie disco party at the cotton candy longsword

WW Urist McCivilian do if he was the only thing standing between her baby and a snatcher?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4418 on: April 29, 2013, 04:23:37 pm »
Quote from: Urist Mcfortwrecker on April 29, 2013, 03:11:41 pm
WW Urist McCivilian do if she was the only thing standing between her baby and a snatcher?
Urist McGoodMother cancels seeking infant: interrupted by goblin thief.
Goblin thief has stolen Urist McBaby!

WW Urist Mcsleepyhead do if the overseer was using a xbirchen bedx as forgotten beast (building destroyer) bait in a forgotten beast trap?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4419 on: April 29, 2013, 04:36:06 pm »
Become Urist McSalsa

WWUD if the forgotten beast trap failed because Urist McSalsa somehow managed to ruin the entire setup by being there?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4420 on: April 29, 2013, 06:20:16 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 29, 2013, 04:36:06 pm
WWUD if the forgotten beast trap failed because Urist McSalsa somehow managed to ruin the entire setup by being there?
Urist McCivilian cancels store item in stockpile: interrupted by forgotten beast.

*the overseer forbids the hatch above him to seal off the main staircase from the forgotten beast.

Urist McCivilian has been struck down!

WW Urist McDoctor do if Urist McCivilian somehow survived/escaped and carried the deadly extract on him back to the hospital?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4421 on: April 29, 2013, 07:47:47 pm »
Urist McFort cancel function: crumbled

WWUD if the gnomes snuck in and paved the booze stockpile with dwarfblight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4422 on: April 29, 2013, 08:20:07 pm »
Welcome to Gnome Fortress!

WWUD in Gnome Fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4423 on: April 29, 2013, 08:23:48 pm »
Break into the booze stockpile with ease by digging, only to get dissolved from trying to guzzle down dwarfblight.

WWUD if goblins used magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4424 on: April 29, 2013, 09:26:16 pm »
Quote from: Objective on April 29, 2013, 08:23:48 pm
WWUD if goblins used magma.
dump water on goblins during their attempted magma flooding of the fortress during a siege, resulting in needing to dig out obsidian for goblin christmas, but everything being alright.

WWUD if the overseer's plan to capture HFS using a webbed cage trap maze failed because Urist McLeverpuller was too busy attending Urist McParasiticChild's party?
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